The Batlord

Says the guy who did that exclusively until enough people shamed him.

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

You know what they say: incest is the best.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

I'm taking the pill and any consideration on my part would just be to sooth my conscience before I took it anyway. Pretty sure that's what everyone would do tbh.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

**** off!

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

No but I've been perma-banned from this forum.



5) Are you lonely?

I'm lonely as a bitch but I don't know how much of that is from legit loneliness and how much is from the ingrained social expectation that I should have a social circle. I honestly don't feel the need for all that much human contact and enjoy my solitude, but I'm definitely not satisfied with whatever the hell it is I want.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?

I don't know, it's been a while since I stepped on a scale.

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Frownland

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

Confused I guess.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

I'd split it.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

They get around well enough.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

No.

5) Are you lonely?

Not presently.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?


200 poundsish

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OccultHawk

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

I’d be pretty freaked out.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

No.


3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

Yes.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

Yes.

5) Are you lonely?

Yes

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?



I think around 300

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The Batlord

I absolute do not believe you. You are definitely self-obsessed and would not sacrifice yourself for another. You'd have to be a seriously pure mother****er to do that and I do not believe you are that person. TBH the fact that that you think you are makes me scoff at you as someone I'd thought would have more self-awareness.

Edit: Totally misread the post but I'll keep this bull**** up since I spent thirty seconds writing it and it might make for fun.

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OccultHawk

lol

Your reaction when you misread it was dead on.

I also agree with what you said about it earlier

Looking down the barrel of a gun almost nobody be giving a **** about no stranger.

People who think they’d give up three years probably wouldn’t give three weeks. A lot of people wouldn’t give up three hours. No matter what you believe or don’t believe death is ****ing scary. That said, different subject, suffering can overcome the will to live.

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SmokeAndMirrors

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

I'd feel that it's ironic then that my best friends nickname is Caine?

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

Yes. It's pointless to live only an additional three years when I could make someone live a full life instead.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

I suppose all animals do to some small extent or another.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

No, not that I can remember.

5) Are you lonely?

Yes and no at the same time. I am lonely, but I'm not as lonely as the people who surround themselves with people to fill their own emptiness. I'm introverted, so to some degree solitude comes natural to me. I had to adjust to communicating with people, which I've finally gotten around to doing.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?

260 lbs. Though, I was about 240 lbs at the time. Coincidentally enough, we're both 100 lbs lighter now, just several hours apart and to be totally honest sex isn't a massive pinnacle or coveted thing to me the way that it is for many people. My interests in life are just elsewhere, at this point.

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The Batlord

The point isn't whether you could rationalize whether or not you would give away the pill. The point is that when the person you were to give it to was right in front of you, and you were essentially giving away your entire ****ing life away, would you be able to part with a physical thing that would murder you?

We're talking about essentially committing suicide.

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Frownland

Congrats on hitting 30k posts. Didn't you turn 30 recently?

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Black Francis

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

I would feel motivated to take banjo lessons.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

Stranger? No. My daughter? Yes.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

Literally don't care.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

No, im a good person.

5) Are you lonely?


Idk you tell me.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?


Like 230 lbs or so.

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grindy

1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?
Shocked and surprised.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?
**** the stranger. He's probably an ******* anyway.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?
Their neural system seems to be complicated enough to have some kind of consciousness, yeah.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?
Never from a forum, but there's a German equivalent to yahoo where I have an e-mail adress. They also post news and I used to comment and make fun of their ****ty grammar, for which I was permabanned from commenting.

5) Are you lonely?
I have a great family and circle of friends, but it's been a while since I had a girlfriend. Probably more horny, than lonely though.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?
I like them petite. Never ****ed anyone who weighed significantly more than 50 kg (110 pounds).

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