The Saturday 6-Pack

Akai · 01-27-2018, 10:32 AM

1. What is the NICEST thing that you have ever done?

When I was about 14, I once found a random dog walking around on his own and I got worried he had run off as he wasn't on a leash or anything so I went up to him and gave him some fuss and grabbed his collar and lead him home with me.

Then I used my own dogs leash and attached it to his collar, told my mum the collar information and she called some numbers to find out where he came from and I went around door to door around my whole neighbourhood asking everyone if they knew him.

Eventually the collar got matched to the owner up the road and I got him back to his house, turned out it they were having a birthday party for their kid and when they ran out they left the door open or something so I give them a scolding and went on my way.

2. Free hooker or a free bag of cannabis?

Quit bud a year ago so I'll take the hooker.

3. Free ammo for life or a free new gun every year?

Neither.

4. What's the most $ you've ever randomly found before?

**** knows.

5. Do you prefer clear or dark liquors?

Not big on Liquor in general but If I had to choose I'd go with Dark Liquor.

6. What do you think happens to a person's soul after they die?

I'm sure we'd all like to believe in an afterlife but if the logical thinkers eg. Atheists are correct then we don't have a 'soul' in the first place and nothing happens, but iunno m8.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 01-27-2018, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Ziggy

I'm sure we'd all like to believe in an afterlife but if the logical thinkers eg. Atheists are correct then we don't have a 'soul' in the first place and nothing happens, but iunno m8.

rubber soul · 01-27-2018, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

3. Free ammo for life or a free new gun every year?

take the gun, then ask kindly with the gun in your hand for the ammo.

Just out of curiousity, why would someone give you the ammo if you pointed an empty gun at him?

OccultHawk · 01-27-2018, 01:43 PM

Those who are taking one gun a year over free ammo for life are making a terrible financial call.

#chiohawkesunlimitedamunitionshop

grindy · 01-27-2018, 02:27 PM

1. What is the NICEST thing that you have ever done?

Dunno. I kinda like helping people but rarely go out of my way to do so because I'm also lazy and egocentric.

2. Free hooker or a free bag of cannabis?

Free bag. Really not interested in prostitutes.

3. Free ammo for life or a free new gun every year?

Neither. Us libtard europeans don't really care about guns.

4. What's the most $ you've ever randomly found before?

I think I've found 50 Deutsche Mark once when I was a kid. Would probably be about 30 bucks. Too lazy too look it up.

5. Do you prefer clear or dark liquors?

Clear. Vodka is my jam. Whiskey is great but I don't like drinking a lot of it. A bottle of Vodka is fine though.

6. What do you think happens to a person's soul after they die?

No such thing as a soul and death is the end.

WWWP · 01-27-2018, 02:28 PM

1. What is the NICEST thing that you have ever done?

The last time I visited my hometown I was going through a bunch of old photos and vhs tapes that my grandma held on to (I left home young and all of my belongings were thrown away so I don't have many things from my childhood). One of the tapes was a home video of me and my baby sister with our birth mom, who lost us in a horrific custody battle in the years after this video was filmed. It knocked me off my feet to find such a treasure, I reunited with my birth mom when I was 18 and we finally got our chance to get to know each other as mother and daughter again, and now we have a great, loving relationship. I converted the tape to dvd for her and gave it to her on her birthday last year, and we've watched it together so many times. It's a bittersweet reminder of what might have been for the both of us, but it really meant a lot to share that experience together.

2. Free hooker or a free bag of cannabis?

Free weed is tight

3. Free ammo for life or a free new gun every year?

If fps have taught me anything I'll always stock up on ammo

4. What's the most $ you've ever randomly found before?

Probably not more than $20

5. Do you prefer clear or dark liquors?

I want to develop a taste for good dark liquors but I usually stick to clears for recreational use.

6. What do you think happens to a person's soul after they die?

I don't believe in souls. We are worm food.

Psy-Fi · 01-27-2018, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

2. Free hooker or a free bag of cannabis?
Hooker. or is it a 4 oz bag? or just an 1/8 or something.

I was thinking the same thing.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Those who are taking one gun a year over free ammo for life are making a terrible financial call.

I thought the same thing at first, figuring I could blast through far more $ worth of ammo every year than the cost of a gun but if I was allowed to choose the gun, I could build one hell of an enviable antique/collectible gun collection.

OccultHawk · 01-27-2018, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

I was thinking the same thing.

I thought the same thing at first, figuring I could blast through far more $ worth of ammo every year than the cost of a gun but if I was allowed to choose the gun, I could build one hell of an enviable antique/collectible gun collection.

****

While you’re trying to hawk one antique gun per year I’ll be supplying all of Africa with endless rounds for AKs.

The Batlord · 01-27-2018, 05:58 PM

Do you know what qualifies as a gun? ****ing naval cannons.

OccultHawk · 01-27-2018, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Do you know what qualifies as a gun? ****ing naval cannons.

And I’ll be supplying the ammunition.

01-27-2018, 10:32 AM	#7311 (permalink)
Akai Godless Ape Join Date: Mar 2017 Location: Britannia Posts: 1,255	1. What is the NICEST thing that you have ever done? When I was about 14, I once found a random dog walking around on his own and I got worried he had run off as he wasn't on a leash or anything so I went up to him and gave him some fuss and grabbed his collar and lead him home with me. Then I used my own dogs leash and attached it to his collar, told my mum the collar information and she called some numbers to find out where he came from and I went around door to door around my whole neighbourhood asking everyone if they knew him. Eventually the collar got matched to the owner up the road and I got him back to his house, turned out it they were having a birthday party for their kid and when they ran out they left the door open or something so I give them a scolding and went on my way. 2. Free hooker or a free bag of cannabis? Quit bud a year ago so I'll take the hooker. 3. Free ammo for life or a free new gun every year? Neither. 4. What's the most $ you've ever randomly found before? ** knows. 5. Do you prefer clear or dark liquors? Not big on Liquor in general but If I had to choose I'd go with Dark Liquor. 6. What do you think happens to a person's soul after they die?** I'm sure we'd all like to believe in an afterlife but if the logical thinkers eg. Atheists are correct then we don't have a 'soul' in the first place and nothing happens, but iunno m8. __________________ ''To be honest, in my opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter from a different perspective and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I do believe that I forgot what I was going to say.'' S p o t i f y

01-27-2018, 01:43 PM	#7314 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Those who are taking one gun a year over free ammo for life are making a terrible financial call. #chiohawkesunlimitedamunitionshop __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

01-27-2018, 02:27 PM	#7315 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	1. What is the NICEST thing that you have ever done? Dunno. I kinda like helping people but rarely go out of my way to do so because I'm also lazy and egocentric. 2. Free hooker or a free bag of cannabis? Free bag. Really not interested in prostitutes. 3. Free ammo for life or a free new gun every year? Neither. Us libtard europeans don't really care about guns. 4. What's the most $ you've ever randomly found before? I think I've found 50 Deutsche Mark once when I was a kid. Would probably be about 30 bucks. Too lazy too look it up. 5. Do you prefer clear or dark liquors? Clear. Vodka is my jam. Whiskey is great but I don't like drinking a lot of it. A bottle of Vodka is fine though. 6. What do you think happens to a person's soul after they die? No such thing as a soul and death is the end. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*