The Saturday 6-Pack

The Batlord · 02-11-2018, 09:50 AM

This is Music Banter, ****. Grammatik macht frei!

OccultHawk · 02-11-2018, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Ambivalent | Define Ambivalent at Dictionary.com

You need a healthy dose of apathy, Chula

Oriphiel · 02-13-2018, 02:02 AM

1. What was the biggest sporting disappointment for you? Personally or by a team you follow.

What is this Sporting of which you speak? I know naught of the Sport

2. What's your earliest memory?

Waking up, thinking 'hey, I exist', going downstairs, and eating bacon.

3. Your favourite Disney movie?

Hercules 4 Lyfe.

4. What's the most you would ever pay for a concert ticket?

Two hundred, if it was a once in a lifetime thang.

5. What frustrates you most?

People. You know how we people do.

6. What's the best holiday/vacation you ever took?

Every time I go to sleep.

The Batlord · 02-13-2018, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

3. Your favourite Disney movie?

Hercules 4 Lyfe.

The ****? You couldn't go with Tarzan for a more cookie cutter Disney movie?

Oriphiel · 02-13-2018, 04:18 AM

But Tarzan has Phil Collins.

And Meg > all those lameass Disney princesses

**Frownland** · 02-13-2018, 09:15 AM

1. What was the biggest sporting disappointment for you? Personally or by a team you follow.

I don't care about sports.

2. What's your earliest memory?

Smoking reefer.

3. Your favourite Disney movie?

Birth of a Nation.

4. What's the most you would ever pay for a concert ticket?

$200 if I have 6 or more months notice.

5. What frustrates you most?

Loud people with nothing to say.

6. What's the best holiday/vacation you ever took?

I very rarely take vacations. The best days off I've had were spent locally.

1. If you were a dog, what breed would you be and what dumbass dog name would you have?

I'd be a mastiff called Monch.

2. What are you doin tonight, beautiful?

When I get home, I'm going to get drunk then embark on a sloppy hike to see the sunset.

3. If you were in a Sophie's Choice situation where you had to choose whether your favourite living artist or your favourite living director dies, which would you choose?

Sorry Lynch, Keiji is just a tiny bit better and more prolific.

4. What technological advancements do you foresee over the next 50 years?

Global IDs.

5. What's the last thing that you purchased from a brick and mortar store?

Water

6. When you die, who will find you?

The other person playing hide and seek.

The Batlord · 02-13-2018, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

But Tarzan has Phil Collins.

And Meg > all those lameass Disney princesses

But if you're going for the second worst Disney Renaissance movie then you might as well go all the way. And yes, Meg was a high point, notable because of the movie's relative lack of high points. Even James Woods' awesome Hades, the best thing about Hercules, was still a cookie cutter version of Robin Williams' Genie.

Oriphiel · 02-13-2018, 11:11 AM

So funny and tongue in cheek = ripoff of genie. Reminds me of whenever a modern comic book has a charming smartass, and someone starts whining about Tony Stark.

And tbh, Disney fanboys shouldn't even be allowed to say "cookie cutter". Yeh, it's about a good guy beating dem bad guys. If that was a problem for me, I wouldn't watch Disney at all.

It's fun, charming, has music and humor that is bearable for adults, and also has Danny Devito. Get fucked.

Edit: Plus, that hydra head chopping shit is like the most hardcore Disney movies ever got.

**Frownland** · 02-13-2018, 11:13 AM

Plus, juicy monster guts.

The Batlord · 02-13-2018, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

So funny and tongue in cheek = ripoff of genie. Reminds me of whenever a modern comic book has a charming smartass, and someone starts whining about Tony Stark.

And tbh, Disney fanboys shouldn't even be allowed to say "cookie cutter". Yeh, it's about a good guy beating dem bad guys. If that was a problem for me, I wouldn't watch Disney at all.

It's fun, charming, has music and humor that is bearable for adults, and also has Danny Devito. Get fucked.

Charismatic, idiosyncratic funny guy who's clearly just a celebrity playing themselves to the point of breaking the 4th wall. They did it with Nathan Lane/Timone in Lion King and with Eddie Murphy/Mushu in Mulan, and I'm sure I could think up at least one or two other examples. After Aladdin Disney rode that dick hard, and Hercules was just another movie trying to cash in on the Genie magic. Not saying it didn't work, but by Hercules it was definitely part of a Disney formula.

02-13-2018, 02:02 AM	#7403 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	1. What was the biggest sporting disappointment for you? Personally or by a team you follow. What is this Sporting of which you speak? I know naught of the Sport 2. What's your earliest memory? Waking up, thinking 'hey, I exist', going downstairs, and eating bacon. 3. Your favourite Disney movie? Hercules 4 Lyfe. 4. What's the most you would ever pay for a concert ticket? Two hundred, if it was a once in a lifetime thang. 5. What frustrates you most? People. You know how we people do. 6. What's the best holiday/vacation you ever took? Every time I go to sleep. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

02-13-2018, 04:18 AM	#7405 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	But Tarzan has Phil Collins. And Meg > all those lameass Disney princesses __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

02-13-2018, 09:15 AM	#7406 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	1. What was the biggest sporting disappointment for you? Personally or by a team you follow. I don't care about sports. 2. What's your earliest memory? Smoking reefer. 3. Your favourite Disney movie? Birth of a Nation. 4. What's the most you would ever pay for a concert ticket? $200 if I have 6 or more months notice. 5. What frustrates you most? Loud people with nothing to say. 6. What's the best holiday/vacation you ever took? I very rarely take vacations. The best days off I've had were spent locally. 1. If you were a dog, what breed would you be and what dumbass dog name would you have? I'd be a mastiff called Monch. 2. What are you doin tonight, beautiful? When I get home, I'm going to get drunk then embark on a sloppy hike to see the sunset. 3. If you were in a Sophie's Choice situation where you had to choose whether your favourite living artist or your favourite living director dies, which would you choose? Sorry Lynch, Keiji is just a tiny bit better and more prolific. 4. What technological advancements do you foresee over the next 50 years? Global IDs. 5. What's the last thing that you purchased from a brick and mortar store? Water 6. When you die, who will find you? The other person playing hide and seek. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

02-13-2018, 11:11 AM	#7408 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	So funny and tongue in cheek = ripoff of genie. Reminds me of whenever a modern comic book has a charming smartass, and someone starts whining about Tony Stark. And tbh, Disney fanboys shouldn't even be allowed to say "cookie cutter". Yeh, it's about a good guy beating dem bad guys. If that was a problem for me, I wouldn't watch Disney at all. It's fun, charming, has music and humor that is bearable for adults, and also has Danny Devito. Get fucked. Edit: Plus, that hydra head chopping shit is like the most hardcore Disney movies ever got. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

02-13-2018, 11:13 AM	#7409 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Plus, juicy monster guts. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x