The Saturday 6-Pack

**Frownland** · 03-17-2018, 09:29 AM

1. What was the last thing you saw, read or heard that made you cringe?

TH's April Fool's joke.

2. Post an opinion you have that you think would be controversial either on here or in public.

In here: you should be able to justify your opinions.
In public: the troops shouldn't be supported.

3. What is a nice thing that someone did for you recently? If there is nothing, then tell us something nice you did for someone else.

My marijuajuana delivery driver gave me an extra half ounce because she was quitting that night.

4. Which, if any, athletes or sports teams do you really not like?

Nada

5. Would you eat lab grown meat if it was readily available and the same cost as non lab meat? Why/why not? This question also applies to vegans and non meat eaters.

I'd definitely try it at the very least.

6. Describe your ideal breakfast.

Slightly runny scrambled eggs, buttered toast or English muffin, and maple sausage links. Coffee and water to drink.

Oriphiel · 03-17-2018, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

6. Describe your ideal breakfast.

Slightly runny scrambled eggs, buttered toast or English muffin, and maple sausage links. Coffee and water to drink.

Don't forget your cherry pie, Coop.

The Batlord · 03-17-2018, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Slightly runny scrambled eggs, buttered toast or English muffin, and maple sausage links. Coffee and water to drink.

links >>>>>> patties

grindy · 03-17-2018, 10:54 AM

1. What was the last thing you saw, read or heard that made you cringe?
I have a colleage that makes me cringe every time she opens her mouth.

2. Post an opinion you have that you think would be controversial either on here or in public.
All of my nihilistic ****. Also all of my antinatalistic ****. Also agreeing with Batty that some type of advanced totalitarian system seems kinda good at times. #stoked4skynet

3. What is a nice thing that someone did for you recently? If there is nothing, then tell us something nice you did for someone else.
My mom and her husband just came over to install a carbon monoxide sensor in my kitchen because a family in our town was recently killed by that **** and my mom has been worried ever since.

4. Which, if any, athletes or sports teams do you really not like?
Don't care about sports at all.

5. Would you eat lab grown meat if it was readily available and the same cost as non lab meat? Why/why not? This question also applies to vegans and non meat eaters.
Sure. If it would taste good and with the added bonus of less animal suffering it might be a great thing.

6. Describe your ideal breakfast.
The one I had today was pretty ideal: Bacon, eggs sunny-side-up, full wheat roll with herbal butter, baked beans, some smoked scamorza cheese, pickles and some small radishes.
It's way too much for every day (my usual breakfast is an apple and a banana), but since I had it at noon and was pretty hungover, it was quite appropriate.

OccultHawk · 03-17-2018, 11:01 AM

1. What was the last thing you saw, read or heard that made you cringe?

Footage from Syria this week. Dude walking around in circles carrying his infant son’s corpse.

2. Post an opinion you have that you think would be controversial either on here or in public.

Differentiating between my troll opinions and my true opinions, among my sincere beliefs, Myanmar did the right thing by expelling the Rohingya minority.

3. What is a nice thing that someone did for you recently? If there is nothing, then tell us something nice you did for someone else.

Buddy gave me free eats from his garden.

4. Which, if any, athletes or sports teams do you really not like?

Those ugly gorilla sisters who play tennis.

5. Would you eat lab grown meat if it was readily available and the same cost as non lab meat? Why/why not? This question also applies to vegans and non meat eaters.

Yes. It’s an important step to remove suffering from the planet.

6. Describe your ideal breakfast.

What I had this morning: Soppressata, arugula, enokitake mushrooms, goat cheese, three egg omelette. Washed down with sweet tea.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-17-2018, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

4. Which, if any, athletes or sports teams do you really not like?

Those ugly gorilla sisters who play tennis.

The Batlord · 03-17-2018, 11:17 AM

Serena might be thick but also too burly for my tastes. Seeing that phat ****ing ass awkwardly jammed on top of those tree trunk legs makes me feel threatened.

**Frownland** · 03-17-2018, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

links >>>>>> patties

Unless you're doing a sandwich situation, but even then you can make links work.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-17-2018, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Serena might be thick but also too burly for my tastes. Seeing that phat ****ing ass awkwardly jammed on top of those tree trunk legs makes me feel threatened.

I think she's hot.

When she has her natural hair she is very good looking.

OccultHawk · 03-17-2018, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

I think she's hot.

When she has her natural hair she is very good looking.

I’m not saying I wouldn’t **** her.

03-17-2018, 09:29 AM	#7591 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	1. What was the last thing you saw, read or heard that made you cringe? TH's April Fool's joke. 2. Post an opinion you have that you think would be controversial either on here or in public. In here: you should be able to justify your opinions. In public: the troops shouldn't be supported. 3. What is a nice thing that someone did for you recently? If there is nothing, then tell us something nice you did for someone else. My marijuajuana delivery driver gave me an extra half ounce because she was quitting that night. 4. Which, if any, athletes or sports teams do you really not like? Nada 5. Would you eat lab grown meat if it was readily available and the same cost as non lab meat? Why/why not? This question also applies to vegans and non meat eaters. I'd definitely try it at the very least. 6. Describe your ideal breakfast. Slightly runny scrambled eggs, buttered toast or English muffin, and maple sausage links. Coffee and water to drink. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-17-2018, 10:54 AM	#7594 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	1. What was the last thing you saw, read or heard that made you cringe? I have a colleage that makes me cringe every time she opens her mouth. 2. Post an opinion you have that you think would be controversial either on here or in public. All of my nihilistic **. Also all of my antinatalistic . Also agreeing with Batty that some type of advanced totalitarian system seems kinda good at times. #stoked4skynet 3. What is a nice thing that someone did for you recently? If there is nothing, then tell us something nice you did for someone else. My mom and her husband just came over to install a carbon monoxide sensor in my kitchen because a family in our town was recently killed by that and my mom has been worried ever since. 4. Which, if any, athletes or sports teams do you really not like? Don't care about sports at all. 5. Would you eat lab grown meat if it was readily available and the same cost as non lab meat? Why/why not? This question also applies to vegans and non meat eaters. Sure. If it would taste good and with the added bonus of less animal suffering it might be a great thing. 6. Describe your ideal breakfast. The one I had today was pretty ideal: Bacon, eggs sunny-side-up, full wheat roll with herbal butter, baked beans, some smoked scamorza cheese, pickles and some small radishes. It's way too much for every day (my usual breakfast is an apple and a banana), but since I had it at noon and was pretty hungover, it was quite appropriate. __________________ A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.**

03-17-2018, 11:01 AM	#7595 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	1. What was the last thing you saw, read or heard that made you cringe? Footage from Syria this week. Dude walking around in circles carrying his infant son’s corpse. 2. Post an opinion you have that you think would be controversial either on here or in public. Differentiating between my troll opinions and my true opinions, among my sincere beliefs, Myanmar did the right thing by expelling the Rohingya minority. 3. What is a nice thing that someone did for you recently? If there is nothing, then tell us something nice you did for someone else. Buddy gave me free eats from his garden. 4. Which, if any, athletes or sports teams do you really not like? Those ugly gorilla sisters who play tennis. 5. Would you eat lab grown meat if it was readily available and the same cost as non lab meat? Why/why not? This question also applies to vegans and non meat eaters. Yes. It’s an important step to remove suffering from the planet. 6. Describe your ideal breakfast. What I had this morning: Soppressata, arugula, enokitake mushrooms, goat cheese, three egg omelette. Washed down with sweet tea. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html