The Saturday 6-Pack

The Batlord · 04-30-2018, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?
I'd imagine so. I hope so. I love bats.

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4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?
Plenty when I was a kid (age 12-13), not sure if that counts. (My crimes included trying to catfish the moderator ladies who were 10+ years older than me, getting in a vicious argument about Xena's lesbianism, and some other thing I can't recall)

Do tell.

OccultHawk · 05-05-2018, 11:08 AM

Are you good at giving head?

Would you give up all other sources of income for the chance to get paid $1000 every time you dropped acid for the rest of your life (supply and legality are no problem)?

Would you kill Trump if it were completely foolproof and instead of Pence you would become president?

What’s the largest living thing you ever killed?

Have you ever been sexually harassed or assaulted?

Do you have genital herpes? If not, is it a deal breaker?

~~MicShazam~~ · 05-05-2018, 11:14 AM

Are you good at giving head?

I've used my fumbling cunning linquistics skills exactly twice ever and I don't know how it went. Which probably means it went not so great.

Would you give up all other sources of income for the chance to get paid $1000 every time you dropped acid for the rest of your life (supply and legality are no problem)?

No, I don't do drugs. I even drink in extreme moderation.

Would you kill Trump if it were completely foolproof and instead of Pence you would become president?

I would be well meaning, but **** everything up. So, no.

What’s the largest living thing you ever killed?

Whatever the biggest spider will have been. One big enough to leave a disgusting brown smear. *yuck*. I try not to squash insects these days, but get them away from me instead.

Have you ever been sexually harassed or assaulted?

No. I wish women grabbed my butt.

Do you have genital herpes? If not, is it a deal breaker?

That I don't have genital herpes? I don't imagine that to be a dealbreaker, but an advantage.

SmokeAndMirrors · 05-05-2018, 11:17 AM

Are you good at giving head?

I've never had any complaints from any woman.

Would you give up all other sources of income for the chance to get paid $1000 every time you dropped acid for the rest of your life (supply and legality are no problem)?

Yeah. I could live comfortable on 1000$ a week. Plus, I love acid. I just can't FIND acid. But, that's sort of the saying: You don't find acid, acid finds you.

Would you kill Trump if it were completely foolproof and instead of Pence you would become president?

I don't wanna be the president, so I'd try to kill Pence and the Secretary of State as well.

What’s the largest living thing you ever killed?

Jumbo Rats. I have to feed my Boa Constrictor and she stopped eating frozen rats some years ago.

Have you ever been sexually harassed or assaulted?

Yes, but, I try not to think or talk about it.

Do you have genital herpes? If not, is it a deal breaker?

No, I don't have genital herpes, and yes that would be a deal breaker.

Black Francis · 05-05-2018, 11:38 AM

Are you good at giving head?

Yes.

Would you give up all other sources of income for the chance to get paid $1000 every time you dropped acid for the rest of your life (supply and legality are no problem)?

I've never done acid and idk if im the type that would enjoy that often but if i could replace acid with weed i'd be a millionaire in no time.

Would you kill Trump if it were completely foolproof and instead of Pence you would become president?

No. Despite the fact all my liberal friends try to keep shoving down my throat i should hate Trump, i wouldn't kill the guy. Don't want his job either.

What’s the largest living thing you ever killed?

A pigeon.

Have you ever been sexually harassed or assaulted?

Sadly yea.

Do you have genital herpes? If not, is it a deal breaker?

No and it is.

**Frownland** · 05-05-2018, 11:48 AM

Are you good at giving head?

Generally. Depends on how drunk I am

Would you give up all other sources of income for the chance to get paid $1000 every time you dropped acid for the rest of your life (supply and legality are no problem)?

If microdosing counts then yes, but I wouldn't want to do acid that often if not.

Would you kill Trump if it were completely foolproof

Yes!

and instead of Pence you would become president?

Oh....probably not.

What’s the largest living thing you ever killed?

I've cut down an 30ish foot oak tree that was infested with these bugs that were ****ing up our house.

Have you ever been sexually harassed or assaulted?

A gay dude tried to grab my crotch at a jazz bar.

Do you have genital herpes? If not, is it a deal breaker?

No. Yes.

WWWP · 05-05-2018, 11:56 AM

Are you good at giving head?

I have received many compliments.

Would you give up all other sources of income for the chance to get paid $1000 every time you dropped acid for the rest of your life (supply and legality are no problem)?

Absolutely. I've actually still never done acid but I imagine micro dosing a couple times a week would be a nice way to live.

Would you kill Trump if it were completely foolproof and instead of Pence you would become president?

I wouldn't want to kill him but my superiority complex says go for it.

What’s the largest living thing you ever killed?

A deer. I cried. My dad took me hunting as a kid and I tried to aim high and miss on purpose but I ended up injuring it and then had to put it out of its misery. I still think about how scared it was. Not a happy memory.

Have you ever been sexually harassed or assaulted?

Yes.

Do you have genital herpes? If not, is it a deal breaker?

No, and it depends.

OccultHawk · 05-05-2018, 12:13 PM

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If microdosing counts then yes, but I wouldn't want to do acid that often if not.

I didn’t think about stipulating the dose but I mean like a normal hit of acid so like 100 micrograms or whatever.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 05-05-2018, 01:01 PM

A bad trip is terrifying. That is from mushrooms though. I did them five or six times and on the last time it was hellish. When it's good, it's great though.

I dunno if you have ever played MGS2, but there is a part in the game where you're fighting as Raiden and the game goes to Game Over when it's still playing, and the game play is right in the corner, that's what it was like for me. My field of view was right in the corner and everything was scaring me. I'd lift my arm and look at my hand and it felt like it was 10 metres away. The quiet of the bathroom sounded like an aeroplane taking off. Everything became distorted as if it was trying to frighten me.

Never done them again. Would not do acid.

**Frownland** · 05-05-2018, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I didn’t think about stipulating the dose but I mean like a normal hit of acid so like 100 micrograms or whatever.

No then. I wouldn't want to do acid that often since I appreciate it too much and like to make it special each time I take it. I'd do it once a month at most.

05-05-2018, 11:08 AM	#8112 (permalink)
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05-05-2018, 11:17 AM	#8114 (permalink)
SmokeAndMirrors Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: In the Void Posts: 174	Are you good at giving head? I've never had any complaints from any woman. Would you give up all other sources of income for the chance to get paid $1000 every time you dropped acid for the rest of your life (supply and legality are no problem)? Yeah. I could live comfortable on 1000$ a week. Plus, I love acid. I just can't FIND acid. But, that's sort of the saying: You don't find acid, acid finds you. Would you kill Trump if it were completely foolproof and instead of Pence you would become president? I don't wanna be the president, so I'd try to kill Pence and the Secretary of State as well. What’s the largest living thing you ever killed? Jumbo Rats. I have to feed my Boa Constrictor and she stopped eating frozen rats some years ago. Have you ever been sexually harassed or assaulted? Yes, but, I try not to think or talk about it. Do you have genital herpes? If not, is it a deal breaker? No, I don't have genital herpes, and yes that would be a deal breaker. __________________ "Like whispers in the dark..."

05-05-2018, 11:38 AM	#8115 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	Are you good at giving head? Yes. Would you give up all other sources of income for the chance to get paid $1000 every time you dropped acid for the rest of your life (supply and legality are no problem)? I've never done acid and idk if im the type that would enjoy that often but if i could replace acid with weed i'd be a millionaire in no time. Would you kill Trump if it were completely foolproof and instead of Pence you would become president? No. Despite the fact all my liberal friends try to keep shoving down my throat i should hate Trump, i wouldn't kill the guy. Don't want his job either. What’s the largest living thing you ever killed? A pigeon. Have you ever been sexually harassed or assaulted? Sadly yea. Do you have genital herpes? If not, is it a deal breaker? No and it is. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A Last edited by Black Francis; 05-05-2018 at 11:50 AM.

05-05-2018, 11:48 AM	#8116 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Are you good at giving head? Generally. Depends on how drunk I am Would you give up all other sources of income for the chance to get paid $1000 every time you dropped acid for the rest of your life (supply and legality are no problem)? If microdosing counts then yes, but I wouldn't want to do acid that often if not. Would you kill Trump if it were completely foolproof Yes! and instead of Pence you would become president? Oh....probably not. What’s the largest living thing you ever killed? I've cut down an 30ish foot oak tree that was infested with these bugs that were **ing up our house. Have you ever been sexually harassed or assaulted? A gay dude tried to grab my crotch at a jazz bar. Do you have genital herpes? If not, is it a deal breaker?** No. Yes. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-05-2018, 11:14 AM	#8113 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,636	Are you good at giving head? I've used my fumbling cunning linquistics skills exactly twice ever and I don't know how it went. Which probably means it went not so great. Would you give up all other sources of income for the chance to get paid $1000 every time you dropped acid for the rest of your life (supply and legality are no problem)? No, I don't do drugs. I even drink in extreme moderation. Would you kill Trump if it were completely foolproof and instead of Pence you would become president? I would be well meaning, but ** everything up. So, no. What’s the largest living thing you ever killed?** Whatever the biggest spider will have been. One big enough to leave a disgusting brown smear. yuck. I try not to squash insects these days, but get them away from me instead. Have you ever been sexually harassed or assaulted? No. I wish women grabbed my butt. Do you have genital herpes? If not, is it a deal breaker? That I don't have genital herpes? I don't imagine that to be a dealbreaker, but an advantage.

05-05-2018, 01:01 PM	#8119 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	A bad trip is terrifying. That is from mushrooms though. I did them five or six times and on the last time it was hellish. When it's good, it's great though. I dunno if you have ever played MGS2, but there is a part in the game where you're fighting as Raiden and the game goes to Game Over when it's still playing, and the game play is right in the corner, that's what it was like for me. My field of view was right in the corner and everything was scaring me. I'd lift my arm and look at my hand and it felt like it was 10 metres away. The quiet of the bathroom sounded like an aeroplane taking off. Everything became distorted as if it was trying to frighten me. Never done them again. Would not do acid.