Well there you go. At least you won't get pregnant.
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Straight up 5th grade humor
Meaning when I was in 5th grade my cat had kittens and one night I had them all in my bed to snug while I slept. I told my classmates about it, and this one kid was like "did you sleep with them all at once or one at a time?" And obviously I said all at once. I hated 5th grade. |
I was also accused of ****ing a dog in 5th grade. I think you're on to something.
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There was a rumor spread about another kid in 5th grade who in a game of truth or dare licked a dog dick
Edit: *allegedly |
1. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
Maybe the one where the Pacific Ocean was on fire and I was running around with shopping cart trying pack all my stuff and flee inland. 2. What did you want to be when you were a kid? Archeologist. 3. What is the hardest you've ever laughed, and why? I don't know, but I'm sure I was in junior high. 4. What is your favourite food? Popcorn. 5. Have you ever written someone a love letter? Yes. 6. If you could magically make a mythical creature or extinct animal exist (again), which one would you choose? Argentinosaurus, the largest land animal of all time. Can you just imagine seeing one of those take a shit? |
I like all the dinosaur appreciation.
A new one: 1. Who is your favourite philosopher? 2. What is the most unlikely friendship you've made? 3. Who is your biggest actor/actress crush? 4. Do you have any phobias? 5. What is something you're surprisingly good at? 6. What would your ideal place to live be like? |
I like all the dinosaur appreciation.
A new one: 1. Who is your favourite philosopher? Thomas Nagel, perhaps 2. What is the most unlikely friendship you've made? Idk for sure. One that comes to mind was with a Korean woman in Korea. Not that that is so amazing but it was surprising how close we became. 3. Who is your biggest actor/actress crush? I like Aubrey Plaza. It used to be by far Shannon Doherty. I even went through a Jenny Garth phase. Oh man, and Winona Ryder. 4. Do you have any phobias? Recently I think I might be developing a full-blown case of agoraphobia. Is there a name for being afraid of yourself? 5. What is something you're surprisingly good at? Before the virus I cut pockets in chicken breasts and stuffed them. A case included 75 chicken breasts. I could usually do all 75 without ****ing it up by cutting through to the other side or tearing it open during the stuffing. And I could do it fast. It’s like making 75 free throws in a row. And you have to keep that sharp blade like less than a cm from your non-dominant hand that pressed down and held the breast in place. And I NEVER cut myself. 6. What would your ideal place to live be like? In the mountains with a pool, hot tub, and a fire place, a Japanese style bath, a nice kitchen, a 100% safe yard for my dog, and a great view. |
Hell yeah to Aubrey Plaza, she's amazing
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