1. Who is your favourite philosopher?
Any cat.

2. What is the most unlikely friendship you've made?
Bjork, and I mean that in the sense that didn't happen.

3. Who is your biggest actor/actress crush?
No idea.

4. Do you have any phobias?
Claustrophobia.

5. What is something you're surprisingly good at?
Not dying.

6. What would your ideal place to live be like?
The space station from Silent Running.

In Praise of Idleness is the philosophical slacker dope jam

1. Who is your favourite philosopher?

Me. Not a philosopher jerkoff but I do love hearing myself talk in my own head.

2. What is the most unlikely friendship you've made?

Every time old women have treated me like the son they never wanted. It's surprisingly commonplace. Especially old black women love me to death.

3. Who is your biggest actor/actress crush?

I'll go with Christina Hendricks cause she's been one of the top tier OMG thick biches for the last few years. Like I can't even deal with those tits.

4. Do you have any phobias?

Spiders. They keep almost lowering down on a line when I'm in the bathroom trying to take a **** or a shower and it's always almost panic inducing.

5. What is something you're surprisingly good at?

Nothing useful and that pleases me.

6. What would your ideal place to live be like?

Some out of the way beach shack where I could live out the rest of my days on some island just not being noticed by anyone.

1. Who is your favourite philosopher?
I like a few of Camus' books, but I don't venture too much into philosophy.
2. What is the most unlikely friendship you've made?
Probably with my boss. Not sure how it happened.
3. Who is your biggest actor/actress crush?
I'm pretty straight, but I love Robert Pattinson.
4. Do you have any phobias?
Heights
5. What is something you're surprisingly good at?
Not much really, I can do a bunch of stuff, just not exceptionally well.
6. What would your ideal place to live be like?
Some place with cheap rent and cheap public transport.

When I was maybe 11 or so I woke up one morning because my balls felt strange. Went into the bathroom and checked them out to see that 2 small spiders had latched onto my sack. This pretty much terrified me as I ripped them off and internally screamed and panicked. TO this day I think that is my primary thought every time I see a spider.

Where I live now also has a massive amount of black widows, females specifically. We have found tons of them throughout the time we lived on the property.

F*** you spiders.

Oh god that's terrifying
Nice to meet you btw!

Once had a Black Widow crawl right next to me in bed. You really can feel the blood drain from your face.

ok boomer

Are y'all gonna leave this bit hanging or what