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Old 05-06-2020, 01:51 AM   #9131 (permalink)
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1. Can you lick your own nipple? (pics or it didn't happen)
No
2. Why are you such a little bitch?
Because I take after my father
3. Do you have sexual fantasies about children?
No
4. Touch your eyeball?
Yes
5. What's the biggest dick you've ever touched? & 6. Suck my dick.
I've never touched a dick in my life and I'd like to keep it that way (unless there's a gorgeous girl attached to it)
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Old 05-06-2020, 04:19 AM   #9132 (permalink)
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Now I really want you to give me a handjob.
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Old 05-06-2020, 04:22 AM   #9133 (permalink)
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1. Can you lick your own nipple? (pics or it didn't happen)
No
2. Why are you such a little bitch?
Because I take after my father
3. Do you have sexual fantasies about children?
No
4. Touch your eyeball?
Yes
5. What's the biggest dick you've ever touched? & 6. Suck my dick.
I've never touched a dick in my life and I'd like to keep it that way (unless there's a gorgeous girl attached to it)
Who wouldn't **** a chick with a dick?

Real question is would you **** Sade?
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Art Is Dead. Buy My ****.
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Old 05-06-2020, 08:02 AM   #9134 (permalink)
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1. Who is your favourite philosopher?

none

2. What is the most unlikely friendship you've made?

When I worked at the Gap I was introduced to a lot of LGBTQ types, which was something I had never experienced up until that point. I never had any type of ill feelings about the LGBTQ community but I think having met those people and forming real relationships with them made me a better person.

3. Who is your biggest actor/actress crush?

Katheryn Winnick and Emily VanCamp ??? idk

4. Do you have any phobias?

Heights, they are terrible and a moderate case of Call of the Void.

5. What is something you're surprisingly good at?

nothing

6. What would your ideal place to live be like?

A small clearing in a giant redwood forest.
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Old 05-06-2020, 08:42 AM   #9135 (permalink)
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Do Bat’s

That one is over
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Old 05-06-2020, 11:15 AM   #9136 (permalink)
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No thanks. His is stupid.
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Old 05-06-2020, 12:23 PM   #9137 (permalink)
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Silence equals consent. Open up for the bat dong.
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Old 05-06-2020, 12:27 PM   #9138 (permalink)
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If you give up on being less of a dick every time batlord and wwwp make some lame comment about it youre never going to stop.
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Old 05-06-2020, 01:02 PM   #9139 (permalink)
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Wut?
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Old 05-06-2020, 01:08 PM   #9140 (permalink)
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He knows you started our little war.
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