The Saturday 6-Pack

The Batlord · 07-07-2020, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

HA I get it

Good job not being Dutch.

The Batlord · 07-07-2020, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Una Beaumbaire

Oh and while I did not get this until it was explained because I am Dutch I now see that this is fire.

**Marie Monday** · 07-08-2020, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I am Dutch

Oh no it's spreading like a disease

**Marie Monday** · 07-12-2020, 10:49 AM

another Sunday sixpack
1. who do you aspire to be like?
2. what languages do you speak?
3. who or what would you look like if you could change your appearance in any way?
4. what do you consider a misconception that people have about you?
5. name something you find attractive in people.
6. what is your biggest romantic blunder?

OccultHawk · 07-12-2020, 12:07 PM

1. who do you aspire to be like?

Henry Miller or at least I used to. I don’t really have aspirations presently.

2. what languages do you speak?

I speak Japanese like this: Where are you going? I am go to milk and food thing and place. Nothing refridgerator why.

3. who or what would you look like if you could change your appearance in any way?

Able to live on just looks with no work and no steady lover either.

4. what do you consider a misconception that people have about you?

I think everyone is finally on to me at this point.

5. name something you find attractive in people.

Willingness to make my life easier, somehow.

6. what is your biggest romantic blunder?

It’s hard to say. Women I never ****ed for whatever reason but who knows maybe that saved me from getting herpes or aids. Women with husbands and lovers that were cool people I knew. But then I think but I enjoyed doing those things even if they had a cost. I just don’t know what the life I didn’t live would have been.

**Frownland** · 07-12-2020, 12:30 PM

1. who do you aspire to be like?

Nobody really, but I find Nellie Bly's integrity to be pretty inspiring.

2. what languages do you speak?

English and html/css. I can pronounce Spanish goodly as **** but my knowledge is limited to kitchen Spanish.

3. who or what would you look like if you could change your appearance in any way?

Batlord ready with his notepad on this question.

I'd be less pale because being extremely prone to sunburns really sucks. I'd also unrecede (cede?) my hairline, make my hair thicker and darker, and reduce my beer belly without having to work out (that'd be dope).

4. what do you consider a misconception that people have about you?

That I don't like dumb **** because I like some smart **** or vice versa.

5. name something you find attractive in people.

Thoughtfulness, lack of self-seriousness, and thick, well-shaped asses.

6. what is your biggest romantic blunder?

I very confidently asked out a late 20-something teacher's aid before class when I was 13. She was nice about it but most of the class saw it all. Imma go think about something else so that I don't die cringing.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-12-2020, 01:09 PM

1. who do you aspire to be like?

I just want to learn from my mistakes and be a better person than I was yesterday.

2. what languages do you speak?

English, bit of Spanish.

3. who or what would you look like if you could change your appearance in any way?

I'm afraid that I can't answer this question.

4. what do you consider a misconception that people have about you?

I'm not sure, I'm really not good at answering these types of questions. Maybe you would have to ask someone who knows me well.

5. name something you find attractive in people.

Sexy feet

6. what is your biggest romantic blunder?

I dunno just not being able to tell that a girl is interested and then the opportunity being gone or when I was younger being too eager to please and then they lose interest. I can't think of anything really embarrassing tbh.

Thank you for posting the questions Marie I enjoyed answering them.

WWWP · 07-12-2020, 04:35 PM

1. who do you aspire to be like?

Depends on when you ask, but lately it's been June Carter

2. what languages do you speak?

English, passable Spanish, passable ASL, can read/write pointed Hebrew

3. who or what would you look like if you could change your appearance in any way?

Someone younger and hotter and taller

4. what do you consider a misconception that people have about you?

People think I'm being mean or harsh when I'm only joking, and I think it's because maybe I'm just used to being self deprecating and laughing at my own misfortune at a level that is beyond what other people are comfortable with. I can't force others into laughing at themselves.

5. name something you find attractive in people.

Crooked smiles, contagious laughter, the way their eyes light up when really nerding out about whatever they're into

6. what is your biggest romantic blunder?

It took like three days/tries for someone to break up with me because I just didn't catch on to what was happening lol. I had never been dumped before.

Plankton · 07-13-2020, 09:29 AM

1. Who do you aspire to be like?

Plankton. World domination and all that jazz.

2. What languages do you speak?

Some German, Spanish, and Polish. Not fluently at all though just things I've picked up along the way.

3. Who or what would you look like if you could change your appearance in any way?

Plankton. Having only one eye would be neat. Plus, antennae would help with my poor HD converter reception.

4. What do you consider a misconception that people have about you?

That I still want the secret formula. Meh. Times have changed and so have I.

5. Name something you find attractive in people.

Brains.

6. What is your biggest romantic blunder?

Karen.

**Marie Monday** · 07-13-2020, 02:27 PM

1. who do you aspire to be like?
Mary Garth from Middlemarch or Moira from the Handmaid's Tale before she just gives up :'(
2. what languages do you speak?
Dutch, English, a bit of French (but not much anymore) and an even smaller bit of German
3. who or what would you look like if you could change your appearance in any way?

4. what do you consider a misconception that people have about you?
Gosh I don't know, why did I ask such an impossible question. I guess I feel like people either think I got it together better or worse than I actually do
5. name something you find attractive in people.
skillfulness at things like woodworking or fixing cars, freckles, dimples, dry wit, tomboyishness, being outspoken
6. what is your biggest romantic blunder?
That time I left a party when some girl wanted to dance stands out, I guess ironically my biggest romantic blunder is trying to avoid romantic blunders and not doing anything

07-12-2020, 12:07 PM	#9225 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	1. who do you aspire to be like? Henry Miller or at least I used to. I don’t really have aspirations presently. 2. what languages do you speak? I speak Japanese like this: Where are you going? I am go to milk and food thing and place. Nothing refridgerator why. 3. who or what would you look like if you could change your appearance in any way? Able to live on just looks with no work and no steady lover either. 4. what do you consider a misconception that people have about you? I think everyone is finally on to me at this point. 5. name something you find attractive in people. Willingness to make my life easier, somehow. 6. what is your biggest romantic blunder? It’s hard to say. Women I never ****ed for whatever reason but who knows maybe that saved me from getting herpes or aids. Women with husbands and lovers that were cool people I knew. But then I think but I enjoyed doing those things even if they had a cost. I just don’t know what the life I didn’t live would have been. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

07-12-2020, 12:30 PM	#9226 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	1. who do you aspire to be like? Nobody really, but I find Nellie Bly's integrity to be pretty inspiring. 2. what languages do you speak? English and html/css. I can pronounce Spanish goodly as ** but my knowledge is limited to kitchen Spanish. 3. who or what would you look like if you could change your appearance in any way? Batlord ready with his notepad on this question. I'd be less pale because being extremely prone to sunburns really sucks. I'd also unrecede (cede?) my hairline, make my hair thicker and darker, and reduce my beer belly without having to work out (that'd be dope). 4. what do you consider a misconception that people have about you? That I don't like dumb because I like some smart or vice versa. 5. name something you find attractive in people. Thoughtfulness, lack of self-seriousness, and thick, well-shaped asses. 6. what is your biggest romantic blunder?** I very confidently asked out a late 20-something teacher's aid before class when I was 13. She was nice about it but most of the class saw it all. Imma go think about something else so that I don't die cringing. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-13-2020, 09:29 AM	#9229 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	1. Who do you aspire to be like? Plankton. World domination and all that jazz. 2. What languages do you speak? Some German, Spanish, and Polish. Not fluently at all though just things I've picked up along the way. 3. Who or what would you look like if you could change your appearance in any way? Plankton. Having only one eye would be neat. Plus, antennae would help with my poor HD converter reception. 4. What do you consider a misconception that people have about you? That I still want the secret formula. Meh. Times have changed and so have I. 5. Name something you find attractive in people. Brains. 6. What is your biggest romantic blunder? Karen. __________________ See location...

07-12-2020, 01:09 PM	#9227 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	1. who do you aspire to be like? I just want to learn from my mistakes and be a better person than I was yesterday. 2. what languages do you speak? English, bit of Spanish. 3. who or what would you look like if you could change your appearance in any way? I'm afraid that I can't answer this question. 4. what do you consider a misconception that people have about you? I'm not sure, I'm really not good at answering these types of questions. Maybe you would have to ask someone who knows me well. 5. name something you find attractive in people. Sexy feet 6. what is your biggest romantic blunder? I dunno just not being able to tell that a girl is interested and then the opportunity being gone or when I was younger being too eager to please and then they lose interest. I can't think of anything really embarrassing tbh. Thank you for posting the questions Marie I enjoyed answering them.