Goofle

She likes Death Grips dude. So, like, unlucky.

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ladyislingering

1. What's your favourite scent? What's one smell you just can't get enough of?

A few things:
- vanilla/cupcake/sugar cookie scented candles
- incense (any kind, just that initial burn soothes me)
- vintage books/records/paper products

2. You have to go on a hot date with another MB member. Who is it and where do you go?

I'll pass but encourage others to use their imagination if they wish. We already know the answer to this anyway, but to be so blunt would ruin the fun of it.

3. Ever been in a fight? What happened?
I've been in one-sided violent altercations but never really a "fight".

4. Do you have any scars? How'd you get them? Joker style.
I have some self-inflicted scars on my left forearm, and a tiny one on my right hand from a notebook coil getting feisty on me years ago (ouch!).

5. What are your favourite names? If you had a kid or bought a puppy tomorrow what would you name it?

I'm fond of the name Evelyn, for what it is: a name. I couldn't name a living thing without first knowing its personality. But I've nicknamed the car I drive "Laura Ingalls".

6. In a similar vein to last week's. A movie about your life is released. Who directs it, who stars, what's it called, what's it about, and what genre is it?

I don't know enough about modern film to answer this properly. Ideally it would be directed by Woody Allen and it'd be a dark comedy. But I don't know any film stars and I'm not in the right mindset to think of a name for my lifestory.

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bob.

nice questions James

1. What's your favorite scent? What's one smell you just can,t get enough of?
i absolutely love the smell of decay caused by the ocean on wood
i also love the smell of rain in the forest and in the high desert

2. You have to go on a hot date with another MB member. Who is it and where do you go?
no "hot" dates for this guy.....but i do have dates planned with three members here that should fucking rock

west coast Stephanie.....perhaps a nice lunch with another great lambic, wandering around San Francisco looking for a tattoo parlor and to end it a wonderful evening with Swans

east coast Stephanie.....a look into what Orlando has to offer other than amusement parks....again perhaps some nice food.....there has to be something in Cuban cuisine that does not involve animals .....and some drinks....and what i am sure will be some wonderful conversation

Roxy....some drinks and intelligent conversation about pathology and our experiences dissecting human beings....which may turn into some kind of crazy bacchanal where she writes "music banter" on some ones face

and of course there is Hermione
a perfect date would meeting for food and drinks, obvious perfect conversation...as i'm willing to bet she is as hyper verbal as i am...maybe a nice excursion to some more seedy areas of the New York metro area, some more drink and possibly pills and a long night of just great conversation....just no talk about her work in any way shape or form

i could write a book about the bro-dates i would like to have with people here

Engine....Orlando....No More Words!

3. Ever been in a fight? What happened?
i've been in several....but not for many years now....as i've learned to control my mouth and how to diffuse things i may have started.....most of the fights i had when i was younger involve me getting the living shit kicked out of me

4. Do you have any scars? How'd you get them? Joker style.
uuuuhhhhggggg.....i have two very large surgical scars on my abdomen from major intestinal surgery....i have self inflicted scars all over both arms, legs, and torso from a really bad night in my early 20s.....i have a deep scar on my right cheek from having my head slammed into a wall (see question above).....i have a nice scar on my left shin from being kicked by a horse.....and several on my head from being an incredibly stupid boy as a child (sure i can jump my bike over that 19 foot cliff)

5. What are your favourite names? If you had a kid or bought a puppy tomorrow what would you name it?
Alchemy for a girl and Wilhelm for a boy

6. In a similar vein to last week's. A movie about your life is released. Who directs it, who stars, what's it called, what's it about, and what genre is it?

Werner Herzog directs

i really like the idea of having several actors of all sexes and creed playing the same character....much like that in Palindromes and I'm Not There
off the top of my head i would want
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Timothy Hutton
Chiwetel Ejiofor
John Waters
Adrien Brody
Eihi Shiina

i honestly can't think of a name

it's about my life

but i'm sure it would be a tragic dark comedy

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Scarlett O'Hara

1. What's your favourite scent? What's one smell you just can,t get enough of?

My vanilla and strawberry shower gel, it almost makes me orgasm it's that amazing.

2. You have to go on a hot date with another MB member. Who is it and where do you go?

My usual date is a few drinks while playing pool. What's good about it is it loosens you up, breaks the ice and playing each other can create some great opportunities to flirt. Plus, bending over to shoot is great to watch for both parties.

3. Ever been in a fight? What happened?

Yes, I was 15 and my two besties and I were walking from a party to a arcade building to meet friends. We walked through a dark car park to get there quicker and these people drinking on a stairwell against a building started yelling at my friend Steph accusing her of calling the lone girl a slut. She starts bashing Steph and my other friend just freezes doesn't do a thing so I run over, pull the girl off Steph and tell her and the other friend to run. We book it out of there, we were chased but eventually they gave up. Luckily Steph only got a black eye.

The only other time was when a guy made fun of me at school as I was walking down the stairs and he was walking up. He made a comment so I punched him in the face.

4. Do you have any scars? How'd you get them? Joker style.

Heaps. On my hands, on my arms. I am a skin picker.

5. What are your favourite names? If you had a kid or bought a puppy tomorrow what would you name it?

Scarlet will be my girls name if I end up having one. I also love Ivy, Aiden, Pheonix, and Jasmine. I'm not sure about pets though. It has to be special, it kind of depends on the cat and it's personality.

6. In a similar vein to last week's. A movie about your life is released. Who directs it, who stars, what's it called, what's it about, and what genre is it?

Peter Jackson would direct it. It would be called No Pain No Gain. Basically it would feature my adventures in Antarctica, my charming personality, how I make people a little bit brighter and my battle with Endometriosis/chronic pain condition. The genre will be drama. The actress playing me would be Kirsten Bell.

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The Batlord

Dude, I seriously have a cat named Wilhelm, after the Kaizer from WWI.

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gunnels

1. What's your favourite scent? What's one smell you just can't get enough of?

Curry, bready stuff, musky things.
2. You have to go on a hot date with another MB member. Who is it and where do you go?

I bet FPK's probably a hot dad.

3. Ever been in a fight? What happened?

I am a gigantic pacifist and am excellent at avoiding drama and strife so no.
4. Do you have any scars? How'd you get them? Joker style.

One on the crown of my head when a crowbar and some blocks of wood fell on me when I was six or so. One on my left leg from a dog bite. Two on my right hand from a dog bite. One of my right arm from a dog bite. One under my left eyebrow from a dog bite. Four incision scars from chest surgery, and some stretch marks on my hip, armpit, and underarm.

5. What are your favourite names? If you had a kid or bought a puppy tomorrow what would you name it?

I really like Kelly as a boy's name.

6. In a similar vein to last week's. A movie about your life is released. Who directs it, who stars, what's it called, what's it about, and what genre is it?

Directed by Danny Trejo. Starring Danny Trejo, Sylvester Stallone, Samuel L Jackson, Danny Glover, and Steve Buscemi. In this surrealist flick Steve Buscemi goes to college and during his time there must wrestle with his own personal and moral dilemmas, the voice of each one represented by one of the above actors. It will be an unpretentiously bad movie.

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Ninetales

1. What's your favourite scent? What's one smell you just can't get enough of?

Coconut or BBQ

2. You have to go on a hot date with another MB member. Who is it and where do you go?

None of you are actually real people sorry youre just avatars

3. Ever been in a fight? What happened?

Well i got sucker punched a bar once. And then i egged him on and he hit me again. Then he got tackled by cops cuz he was a dumbo. My face was 100% fine too he was such a wuss. I chalk that up as winning a fight tbh

4. Do you have any scars? How'd you get them? Joker style.

I have one on my leg now and im not sure how it got there. Hockey maybe.

5. What are your favourite names? If you had a kid or bought a puppy tomorrow what would you name it?

I like Charlotte as a girls name i think for a person. Donno about guy names im too young for this. Puppy names depends on breed/personality but my last dog was named Sprite and i liked that.

6. In a similar vein to last week's. A movie about your life is released. Who directs it, who stars, what's it called, what's it about, and what genre is it?

Directed by Sofia Coppola. Starring Bill Murray, Scarlett Johansson. Oh and it's Lost in Translation. I am bad at these games

Plankton

1. What's your favourite scent? What's one smell you just can,t get enough of?

Fresh cut grass is always nice, and cooking anything with garlic.

2. You have to go on a hot date with another MB member. Who is it and where do you go?

Me and Dirty go to somewhere near the equator.

3. Ever been in a fight? What happened?

Nope. Not gonna go there.

4. Do you have any scars? How'd you get them? Joker style.

Since I like to use my face to stop when traveling at high speeds, I have quite a few.

5. What are your favourite names? If you had a kid or bought a puppy tomorrow what would you name it?

Guy "Roc" Ingersol has a nice ring to it.

6. In a similar vein to last week's. A movie about your life is released. Who directs it, who stars, what's it called, what's it about, and what genre is it?

Ever see the movie "Adventures of Power"?

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djchameleon

I really want to see that!!

1. What's your favourite scent? What's one smell you just can't get enough of?

Apple/Apple Pie scents

2. You have to go on a hot date with another MB member. Who is it and where do you go?

Vanilla. Thai Restaurant then bar.

3. Ever been in a fight? What happened?

Only one in grade school but it was so one sided and against a super skinny friend of mines. We ended up grappling then I pushed him into a near by wall using my weight advantage and the fight was over. All other near fights, I talked my way out of.

4. Do you have any scars? How'd you get them? Joker style.

I have a big one on the back of my leg from jumping off of my friends bike when I was younger. I was riding on the handlebars and he wanted to go down this steep ass hill. The tire ****ed up my leg. I also have one on my head from getting into a rock fight and then running into the street. A car was coming and swerved around me. To this day, I'm not really sure why my head ended up bleeding so much if it was from the fall or maybe a big rock I was running from actually did hit my head.

5. What are your favourite names? If you had a kid or bought a puppy tomorrow what would you name it?

I wouldn't name my pets the same as my kids. Pets get named based off of their appearance/personality. Boy names that I like = Maxwell/Nicholai and girl names Valencia, Thalia and Phoebe.



6. In a similar vein to last week's. A movie about your life is released. Who directs it, who stars, what's it called, what's it about, and what genre is it?

I want Michael Bay to direct it. There needs to be explosions, sun flairs and car crashes. Alfonso Ribeiro, Eva Longoria, James Denton and Jack Black. It would probably have to do something about an outspoken activist getting in way over his head as he takes a stand against immigration issues down in Texas.

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

The Batlord

So would mine be a sequel to yours?

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