The Saturday 6-Pack

OccultHawk · 08-16-2020, 05:13 AM

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Why? You'll love it in Trumpistan. They'll probably repaint all the black trucks with Confederate flags.

In a real Third Reich I’ll be first to go.

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SGR · 08-16-2020, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

In a real Third Reich I’ll be first to go.

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Uh, wouldn't it be the Fourth Reich?

Lucem Ferre · 08-16-2020, 06:18 PM

In America we'd rename it to something not so associated with the Nazis like the 4th Liberty or 4th Cake or 4th Coming.

The Batlord · 08-16-2020, 06:35 PM

The 1000 Year July.

SGR · 08-29-2020, 12:22 PM

Another Saturday, another chance for you to respond to my queries.

1. What was the first job you ever had? Did you enjoy it?

2. You have been elected Dictator of the world. What is your first executive order?

3. You get the chance to go back in human history, let's say 500 years, and bring one invention with you (it can be that you bring the knowledge of how to build it) - what invention do you bring?

4. You are invited to a superhero/supervillain costume party and are asked to dress as a character that reflects your sexuality - who do you dress as?

5. The Soviets once tried to create a "Humanzee" - a Chimp/Human hybrid - if you could create one animal hybrid (mix of two animals), what animal hybrid would you create? (let's ignore ethics for this question)

6. Aliens have come to Earth in an Arrival-like scenario. Their ship has docked but contact has yet to be made. You, being the elected Alien diplomat, are tasked with sending them one album as a peace offering - what album do you send them to try to show goodwill and avoid war?

**Frownland** · 08-29-2020, 12:42 PM

1. What was the first job you ever had? Did you enjoy it?

I would weedwack people's properties in a town near Yosemite. It suuuuuucked but was a fat paycheck for a 10 year old.

2. You have been elected Dictator of the world. What is your first executive order?

This position no longer exists and I'm fired.

3. You get the chance to go back in human history, let's say 500 years, and bring one invention with you (it can be that you bring the knowledge of how to build it) - what invention do you bring?

How to identify and derive influenza vaccines.

4. You are invited to a superhero/supervillain costume party and are asked to dress as a character that reflects your sexuality - who do you dress as?

Juggernaut.

5. The Soviets once tried to create a "Humanzee" - a Chimp/Human hybrid - if you could create one animal hybrid (mix of two animals), what animal hybrid would you create? (let's ignore ethics for this question)

Let's add octopus to the platypus melting pot.

6. Aliens have come to Earth in an Arrival-like scenario. Their ship has docked but contact has yet to be made. You, being the elected Alien diplomat, are tasked with sending them one album as a peace offering - what album do you send them to try to show goodwill and avoid war?

**Marie Monday** · 08-29-2020, 01:00 PM

1. What was the first job you ever had? Did you enjoy it?
Working behind the counter at a bakery, I loved it
2. You have been elected Dictator of the world. What is your first executive order?
Abolish all armed forces
3. You get the chance to go back in human history, let's say 500 years, and bring one invention with you (it can be that you bring the knowledge of how to build it) - what invention do you bring?
Those sneakers with little lights in the soles because I want to see those things become fashion and have people from the year 1500 walk around on them
4. You are invited to a superhero/supervillain costume party and are asked to dress as a character that reflects your sexuality - who do you dress as?
I don't have sufficient superhero knowledge for this. Willow Rosenberg if she counts because she's gay and awkward?
5. The Soviets once tried to create a "Humanzee" - a Chimp/Human hybrid - if you could create one animal hybrid (mix of two animals), what animal hybrid would you create? (let's ignore ethics for this question)
A human + bat because vampires are awesome
6. Aliens have come to Earth in an Arrival-like scenario. Their ship has docked but contact has yet to be made. You, being the elected Alien diplomat, are tasked with sending them one album as a peace offering - what album do you send them to try to show goodwill and avoid war?
Bach's Brandenburger concertos

OccultHawk · 08-29-2020, 01:12 PM

1. What was the first job you ever had? Did you enjoy it?

I worked in a Greek restaurant. Yeah it was pretty cool.

2. You have been elected Dictator of the world. What is your first executive order?

Kill everybody who owns a black truck.

3. You get the chance to go back in human history, let's say 500 years, and bring one invention with you (it can be that you bring the knowledge of how to build it) - what invention do you bring?

I wouldn’t want them to be able recreate plastics and batteries and stuff but pretending that’s a non-issue the vibrator. LSD also comes to mind but they were probably already tripping on shrooms and peyote.

4. You are invited to a superhero/supervillain costume party and are asked to dress as a character that reflects your sexuality - who do you dress as?

Rapeman actually that’s a hard one: maybe The Heat Miser from that Christmas show.

He’s mister heat blister lol

5. The Soviets once tried to create a "Humanzee" - a Chimp/Human hybrid - if you could create one animal hybrid (mix of two animals), what animal hybrid would you create? (let's ignore ethics for this question)

a blue whale and a bald eagle

6. Aliens have come to Earth in an Arrival-like scenario. Their ship has docked but contact has yet to be made. You, being the elected Alien diplomat, are tasked with sending them one album as a peace offering - what album do you send them to try to show goodwill and avoid war?

Beethoven’s 9th Symphony

The Batlord · 08-29-2020, 01:28 PM

1. What was the first job you ever had? Did you enjoy it?

Working in my best friend's dad's warehouse. And yes it sucked. Except for that time I scared the **** out of that redneck my first time driving a forklift. That was great.

2. You have been elected Dictator of the world. What is your first executive order?

Let's see them aliens.

3. You get the chance to go back in human history, let's say 500 years, and bring one invention with you (it can be that you bring the knowledge of how to build it) - what invention do you bring?

I bring electric guitars and Manowar so we can rock the Battle of Agincourt.

4. You are invited to a superhero/supervillain costume party and are asked to dress as a character that reflects your sexuality - who do you dress as?

I'm the Silver Surfer and my costume is silver spray paint and nothing else.

5. The Soviets once tried to create a "Humanzee" - a Chimp/Human hybrid - if you could create one animal hybrid (mix of two animals), what animal hybrid would you create? (let's ignore ethics for this question)

I create a centaur and with Manowar in tow we rock the LARPing session at the city park.

6. Aliens have come to Earth in an Arrival-like scenario. Their ship has docked but contact has yet to be made. You, being the elected Alien diplomat, are tasked with sending them one album as a peace offering - what album do you send them to try to show goodwill and avoid war?

Mindfulness · 08-29-2020, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks

Another Saturday, another chance for you to respond to my queries.

1. What was the first job you ever had? Did you enjoy it?
First job was door to door sales of magazine subscriptions and candy. From age 12-15. Worked from 4pm-9pm all around neighborhoods in the Quad Cities. Would end up with around $50-$100 a day (with bonuses every 5th item sold). I spent it all on sports cards, pokemon cards & bikes.

2. You have been elected Dictator of the world. What is your first executive order?
Fight climate change in every way possible.

3. You get the chance to go back in human history, let's say 500 years, and bring one invention with you (it can be that you bring the knowledge of how to build it) - what invention do you bring?
Modern day cellphone that has internet access.

4. You are invited to a superhero/supervillain costume party and are asked to dress as a character that reflects your sexuality - who do you dress as?
Wouldn't go to the party.

5. The Soviets once tried to create a "Humanzee" - a Chimp/Human hybrid - if you could create one animal hybrid (mix of two animals), what animal hybrid would you create? (let's ignore ethics for this question)
I wouldn't do that.

6. Aliens have come to Earth in an Arrival-like scenario. Their ship has docked but contact has yet to be made. You, being the elected Alien diplomat, are tasked with sending them one album as a peace offering - what album do you send them to try to show goodwill and avoid war?

https://open.spotify.com/album/1m3D8...QyKx2bW4WfiHPQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjyaSV-li-U

08-29-2020, 12:42 PM	#9416 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	1. What was the first job you ever had? Did you enjoy it? I would weedwack people's properties in a town near Yosemite. It suuuuuucked but was a fat paycheck for a 10 year old. 2. You have been elected Dictator of the world. What is your first executive order? This position no longer exists and I'm fired. 3. You get the chance to go back in human history, let's say 500 years, and bring one invention with you (it can be that you bring the knowledge of how to build it) - what invention do you bring? How to identify and derive influenza vaccines. 4. You are invited to a superhero/supervillain costume party and are asked to dress as a character that reflects your sexuality - who do you dress as? Juggernaut. 5. The Soviets once tried to create a "Humanzee" - a Chimp/Human hybrid - if you could create one animal hybrid (mix of two animals), what animal hybrid would you create? (let's ignore ethics for this question) Let's add octopus to the platypus melting pot. 6. Aliens have come to Earth in an Arrival-like scenario. Their ship has docked but contact has yet to be made. You, being the elected Alien diplomat, are tasked with sending them one album as a peace offering - what album do you send them to try to show goodwill and avoid war? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-29-2020, 01:12 PM	#9418 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	1. What was the first job you ever had? Did you enjoy it? I worked in a Greek restaurant. Yeah it was pretty cool. 2. You have been elected Dictator of the world. What is your first executive order? Kill everybody who owns a black truck. 3. You get the chance to go back in human history, let's say 500 years, and bring one invention with you (it can be that you bring the knowledge of how to build it) - what invention do you bring? I wouldn’t want them to be able recreate plastics and batteries and stuff but pretending that’s a non-issue the vibrator. LSD also comes to mind but they were probably already tripping on shrooms and peyote. 4. You are invited to a superhero/supervillain costume party and are asked to dress as a character that reflects your sexuality - who do you dress as? Rapeman actually that’s a hard one: maybe The Heat Miser from that Christmas show. He’s mister heat blister lol 5. The Soviets once tried to create a "Humanzee" - a Chimp/Human hybrid - if you could create one animal hybrid (mix of two animals), what animal hybrid would you create? (let's ignore ethics for this question) a blue whale and a bald eagle 6. Aliens have come to Earth in an Arrival-like scenario. Their ship has docked but contact has yet to be made. You, being the elected Alien diplomat, are tasked with sending them one album as a peace offering - what album do you send them to try to show goodwill and avoid war? Beethoven’s 9th Symphony __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

08-29-2020, 12:22 PM	#9415 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,326	Another Saturday, another chance for you to respond to my queries. 1. What was the first job you ever had? Did you enjoy it? 2. You have been elected Dictator of the world. What is your first executive order? 3. You get the chance to go back in human history, let's say 500 years, and bring one invention with you (it can be that you bring the knowledge of how to build it) - what invention do you bring? 4. You are invited to a superhero/supervillain costume party and are asked to dress as a character that reflects your sexuality - who do you dress as? 5. The Soviets once tried to create a "Humanzee" - a Chimp/Human hybrid - if you could create one animal hybrid (mix of two animals), what animal hybrid would you create? (let's ignore ethics for this question) 6. Aliens have come to Earth in an Arrival-like scenario. Their ship has docked but contact has yet to be made. You, being the elected Alien diplomat, are tasked with sending them one album as a peace offering - what album do you send them to try to show goodwill and avoid war?