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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 04-29-2013, 12:02 PM   #11761 (permalink)
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Dryers suck up a lot of energy, so if I can cut my electricity costs in some way, it's the first thing to go. My mother doesn't even OWN a dryer - in the winter everything is dried in the basement and in the summer, outside.
How did the Belt change go? Did Dan figure out what a socket wrench was?
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Old 04-29-2013, 12:10 PM   #11762 (permalink)
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How did the Belt change go? Did Dan figure out what a socket wrench was?
He knows what all the tools are, he just didn't know how to do it!
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Old 04-29-2013, 12:11 PM   #11763 (permalink)
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He knows what all the tools are, he just didn't know how to do it!
Relax girl.
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Old 04-29-2013, 12:14 PM   #11764 (permalink)
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Relax girl.
He's good with cars actually, even my dad said that
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Old 04-29-2013, 01:09 PM   #11765 (permalink)
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Well at least they're not having really loud annoying sex.
That actually came at around 1 A.M. and lasted till 1:05 A.M. at which point all feelings of animosity left my body and I just started cackling. The guy is one of those meathead TAPOUT shirt wearing douchebros so the fact he can only last 5 minutes at sex made me feel a whole lot better.
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Old 04-29-2013, 01:15 PM   #11766 (permalink)
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When my neighbours would have loud sex at that time in the morning they would do it listening to a Dido album, so think yourself lucky Pete.
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When my neighbours would have loud sex at that time in the morning they would do it listening to a Dido album, so think yourself lucky Pete.
I had an old guy and his girlfriend, probably in their 60's, total swinger types. They used to bump Neil Diamond when they bumped uglies. Was atrocious, i'd kill for a Dido selection on the Muzak.
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Did I mention he was in his 40s & she was 15
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I use to just put Winamp on random, which had some really funny results, like the time when the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme song came on just as I climaxed.
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In hindsight I wish I'd put on a Gary Glitter album.
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