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Old 01-28-2016, 10:43 PM   #21761 (permalink)
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Try spending a childhood in school getting beat up on because your mom was queer.

The first time I split a kids face open and made him bleed the bullying slowed way down.

Then I learned guitar.
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Old 01-29-2016, 12:16 PM   #21762 (permalink)
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"Don't shave your balls when in a hurry" seems so self-evident, yet I still had to learn the hard way.
I'll keep y'all posted with pics and updates.
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Old 01-29-2016, 12:38 PM   #21763 (permalink)
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Old 01-29-2016, 04:11 PM   #21764 (permalink)
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Now I absolutely hate being called a moron, imbecile, dummy, or any synonym. It's very offensive to me. It's like when a gay person gets called the fa word, or when a black man is called the n-word. It's all because it brings back bad memories. I'm posting this because I got under stress and I need to vent. That was years ago when that stuff happened, though. And I'm not really going to say anything stupid without explaining myself. If I vent, maybe someday I can forget that past.
But, black people and gays are those things they're being called. So if you hate being called a moron for the same reason a gay dude would hate being called a word that accurately describes him...
Did you read what he wrote? Are you joking? He's talking about when the "fa word" and "n-word" are said in contempt they are hurtful. Those words do not "accurately describe" them. You're wrong, and you are wrong for joking about it.

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Being called a moron brings back really bad memories which I want to forget. So, I take a lot of offense, especially since I was an award-winning student throughout pretty much the entirety of my school years. Spelling Bee, art projects, not to mention I was one of the best geometry students in my freshman year (at that school, geometry was a 10th grade class, and I was the one commonly asked for for group projects). Oh, not to mention, I have been congratulated by someone who oversee the creation of specialized school tests for the advanced. I don't know what company, but Mom and my teachers were very impressed. Apparently, on that test (and only advance students got to take it), I got one of, if not the highest scores.

I'm not trying to brag or anything, but I've been through a lot during my school years, a lot of rewarding situations due to my schoolwork and grades, and that's why I hate being called a moron. It's not only a grim reminder, it's people trying to judge me when they know nothing about me.
I'm not trying to brag or anything, but I was called either a moron or a genius. Can't let that stuff bother you. You have to remind yourself you're not what people say you are.
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Old 01-29-2016, 05:23 PM   #21765 (permalink)
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You have to remind yourself you're not what people say you are.
Good advice. That's practically my mantra.

Conversely other people aren't who you think they are. Relationships are a complex web of internal projections.
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Old 01-29-2016, 06:07 PM   #21766 (permalink)
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So true. I, for instance, could actually be a real cat with genetically-mutated opposable thumbs, for all you know.
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Old 01-29-2016, 08:29 PM   #21767 (permalink)
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Did you read what he wrote? Are you joking? He's talking about when the "fa word" and "n-word" are said in contempt they are hurtful. Those words do not "accurately describe" them. You're wrong, and you are wrong for joking about it.
"Nigger" is a term specifically referring to a black person and nothing else, as is "faggot" to gay people. So they are accurate.

And I don't give a **** what you think of my jokes. Have a drink or something and get the stick out of your ass for once.
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So true. I, for instance, could actually be a real cat with genetically-mutated opposable thumbs, for all you know.
There's no actual indicator that you have opposable thumbs.
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Old 01-29-2016, 10:13 PM   #21769 (permalink)
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"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
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Old 01-29-2016, 10:20 PM   #21770 (permalink)
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Nea and Bat arguing in every thread.... Just ignore each other already. Shit's old.
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