The Bitch Box

bruise_violet · 07-05-2006, 05:34 AM

My best friend isn't talking to me, because I went out with two friends yesterday, who happened to be boys. This, apparently, makes me a 'self centered pig' and a 'slut'. As a result of my antics, she wants to pour some napalm down my throat and set me on fire.

hangard · 07-05-2006, 05:47 AM

lovin this section so entertaining

Barnard17 · 07-05-2006, 10:13 AM

Is your friend Catholic? They're all the same - just tell her what her priest gets up to, that'll shut her up.

bruise_violet · 07-05-2006, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Fal

Is your friend Catholic? They're all the same - just tell her what her priest gets up to, that'll shut her up.

My 'friend'? No she is a super cool Athiest.

Barnard17 · 07-05-2006, 10:25 AM

In which case she's insecure, self centred and frigid. She's jealous of your ability to socialise with males and rather than admitting it to the world or heself, she externalises this with by using stereotypical social constructs pushed by girl-power feminists, bandying the term "slut" in a derogatory fashion and ignorant of what has long been a highly respectable profession.

bruise_violet · 07-05-2006, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Fal

In which case she's insecure, self centred and frigid. She's jealous of your ability to socialise with males and rather than admitting it to the world or heself, she externalises this with by using stereotypical social constructs pushed by girl-power feminists, bandying the term "slut" in a derogatory fashion and ignorant of what has long been a highly respectable profession.

You are so right.

But she's the one with the big tits, she shouldn't be jealous.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 07-05-2006, 11:04 AM

One girl I knew had a breast reduction.

She said the worst thing about it was now she had no tits she needed a personality to get attention

bruise_violet · 07-05-2006, 11:21 AM

Well, this girl I'm talking about seems to be pretty perfect in every way

Raine · 07-05-2006, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by bruise_violet

Well, this girl I'm talking about seems to be pretty perfect in every way

nobody is perfect.
It's impossible.

bruise_violet · 07-05-2006, 11:58 AM

Every guy I know thinks she is.

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07-05-2006, 05:34 AM	#1241 (permalink)
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 383	My best friend isn't talking to me, because I went out with two friends yesterday, who happened to be boys. This, apparently, makes me a 'self centered pig' and a 'slut'. As a result of my antics, she wants to pour some napalm down my throat and set me on fire. __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

07-05-2006, 10:13 AM	#1243 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	Is your friend Catholic? They're all the same - just tell her what her priest gets up to, that'll shut her up. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

07-05-2006, 10:25 AM	#1245 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	In which case she's insecure, self centred and frigid. She's jealous of your ability to socialise with males and rather than admitting it to the world or heself, she externalises this with by using stereotypical social constructs pushed by girl-power feminists, bandying the term "slut" in a derogatory fashion and ignorant of what has long been a highly respectable profession. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

07-05-2006, 11:04 AM	#1247 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	One girl I knew had a breast reduction. She said the worst thing about it was now she had no tits she needed a personality to get attention __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

07-05-2006, 05:47 AM	#1242 (permalink)
hangard Groupie Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 9	lovin this section so entertaining

07-05-2006, 11:21 AM	#1248 (permalink)
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 383	Well, this girl I'm talking about seems to be pretty perfect in every way __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

07-05-2006, 11:58 AM	#1250 (permalink)
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 383	Every guy I know thinks she is. __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...