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Old 12-13-2013, 09:43 PM   #13591 (permalink)
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so today my first day at my new job(and also last) these two girls approach me. One of them tells me im hot, but she looks a little younger. I go how old are you, she asks how old do i think she is, i say 17 something in that range, she says yeah, i stupidly say if you were a little older i'd ask for your number. After that she tells me shes really 13.

She continues to hover around me for the next hour or so while im freaking out i'm going to somehow catch some harassment case or some **** weird ass day
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Old 12-14-2013, 05:59 AM   #13592 (permalink)
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She hovered? Are you sure it wasn't a ghost and not jail bait, Spark?
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Old 12-14-2013, 07:28 AM   #13593 (permalink)
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****, I think I need to get a girlfriend or something.
Do you like having disposable income and loads of free time? You might want to re-think that.

Unless you find a really cool down to earth gf that lets you have your own alone time and she makes decent money.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 12-14-2013, 07:52 AM   #13594 (permalink)
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Do you like having disposable income and loads of free time? You might want to re-think that.

Unless you find a really cool down to earth gf that lets you have your own alone time and she makes decent money.
Not everyone is a clingy gold digger!
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Old 12-14-2013, 07:54 AM   #13595 (permalink)
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Not everyone is a clingy gold digger!
how did you get that out of what I said?
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Old 12-14-2013, 08:13 AM   #13596 (permalink)
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how did you get that out of what I said?
lol, I don't really know. I think I interpreted it as "girls want you to spend all your time and money on them" or something.

I haven't had my coffee yet.
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Old 12-14-2013, 08:25 AM   #13597 (permalink)
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lol, I don't really know. I think I interpreted it as "girls want you to spend all your time and money on them" or something.

I haven't had my coffee yet.
lol yeah go get some coffee in your system.

You jumped to the extreme conclusion.

What I meant by what I said is that when you have a girlfriend you end up spending more money on dates and going out together and they do take up more of your personal time because they want together time.

I'm not saying that's a bad thing but there needs to be a balance. It is also a good idea to have your own circle of friends so you aren't together all the time!
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Old 12-14-2013, 10:07 AM   #13598 (permalink)
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****. ****. I'm so ****ing hung over and my flatmate declared his love for me last night. I don't even know. Zzzz...
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Old 12-14-2013, 10:52 AM   #13599 (permalink)
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****. ****. I'm so ****ing hung over and my flatmate declared his love for me last night. I don't even know. Zzzz...
I guess he was drunk too? Take it with a grain of salt, lol
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Old 12-14-2013, 11:39 AM   #13600 (permalink)
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Take it with a grain of salt, lol

And some Advil
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