Fixed. I'm just going to ignore the whole "lol" thing, since "laughing out loud" isn't even grammatically correct to begin with.

Free health care here lads.

Here too. Allthought it causes bigger taxes but I prefer it on that way.

I don't think the poor deserve good health. They're scum.

Same here. Except for optometry (unless you have a condition, like me. I don't pay anything to have my eyes checked) and dentistry. Dentists are fucking expensive here. Mine charges like $150 for a simple cleaning and it's another $50 for an X-ray if you don't have insurance.
I've heard that some US states pay more annual taxes overall then we do in Canada, and yet they get less public services for their money. I'm not sure how true that is though, that Americans pay more taxes. Whatever - I'm happy with the way things are in Canada. We get rewarded pretty nicely for all the tax we pay.

Well I have free testicle licks here. Feel free to make an appointment, you bastard.

Dentistry, like health care, is free in the UK. It's kinda ironic, I pay my taxes for those things but ain't been do a doctor or dentist in over 15 years.

I should hope so. That'd be liking paying for your neighbor's busted couch that they left on the side of the street.

I was grammatically correct because you are supposed to use "is" when you are talking about a single hobby.

But you're referring to "cars" in general, as in, you know, cars. "Cars" is plural.