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Old 02-16-2014, 11:10 AM   #14331 (permalink)
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Crap! i was sneezing but then the last sneeze didn't quite develop and now i have a lingering sneeze that doesn't come out!
I hate when that happens. Especially if you're driving at the time.
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Old 02-16-2014, 11:17 AM   #14332 (permalink)
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I hate when that happens. Especially if you're driving at the time.
You know i bet somebody somewhere on this earth has crashed their car over a lingering sneeze

it probably went:

"ACHOO! yes! finally that f*cker came out.. oh snap! TRUCK!"

And then he died.
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Old 02-16-2014, 12:05 PM   #14333 (permalink)
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You know i bet somebody somewhere on this earth has crashed their car over a lingering sneeze

it probably went:

"ACHOO! yes! finally that f*cker came out.. oh snap! TRUCK!"

And then he died.
I used sneezing as an excuse to get out of a ticket once.
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Old 02-16-2014, 12:50 PM   #14334 (permalink)
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Either punch yourself (not too hard but no light tap either) on the nose, or look directly up at a light bulb. That usually does it.
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Old 02-16-2014, 04:48 PM   #14335 (permalink)
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"snakes" around me are still trying to subversively convince myself to commit suicide and not sure why. All too willing to be by myself at this point, don't see the rationale
So sorry to hear this sparky. It's something that literally upsets me just thinking about it. You seem like a strong guy, keep your chin up and do not listen to these worthless arseholes in your life.
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Old 02-16-2014, 09:11 PM   #14336 (permalink)
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I keep pushing my friends away, everyone I know is having fun with their lives, and I'm just here, hating myself. I really wish I was dead so I didn't have to feel this way anymore.
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Old 02-16-2014, 09:15 PM   #14337 (permalink)
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You want a permanent solution for a temporary problem. I know you don't see it that way but this feeling you have won't last forever. Only you can pull yourself out of that feeling and you will eventually.
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Old 02-16-2014, 09:51 PM   #14338 (permalink)
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So sorry to hear this sparky. It's something that literally upsets me just thinking about it. You seem like a strong guy, keep your chin up and do not listen to these worthless arseholes in your life.
thx fetcher. Appreciate it much
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Old 02-16-2014, 10:13 PM   #14339 (permalink)
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Old 02-17-2014, 08:42 AM   #14340 (permalink)
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about to pull the plug on my mom it seems like, rather weird but probably overdue

"snakes" around me are still trying to subversively convince myself to commit suicide and not sure why. All too willing to be by myself at this point, don't see the rationale
Stay strong. It may be a dark place your in, and even though it may not seem like it now, but you will heal. Things will get better, this too shall pass, and all that. I had to go through the same thing many years ago my friend, and it only made me stronger. PM me if you need a shoulder, or just to vent.
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