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Because if he doesn't have some way of contacting me when he feels he needs to say something important he just shows up at my house. It's a preventative measure.
Sounds like a real Weiner.
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-purchase gun
-block his phone number
-wait for him to come to ur house
-invite him in for coffee n xbox games
-shoot him in the chest
-tell cops he broke into ur house
-u have right to protect yourself n your home
-he dies and you dont gotta deal with him ever again
-purchase gun
-block his phone number
-wait for him to come to ur house
-invite him in for coffee n xbox games
-shoot him in the chest
-tell cops he broke into ur house
-u have right to protect yourself n your home
-he dies and you dont gotta deal with him ever again
Sounds reasonable actually.
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i left out the part where you become a sympathetic figure but also known as a badass around town thus elevatin ur social status to elite levels in ur small community. you get the point tho. the key is to shoot him just past the doorway so it looks like he really did come in unwanted and was indeed in your house.
also i would call 911 as he was gettin out of the car and just yell 'my ex is tryin to get in, hes threatenin me from outside and has hurt me in the past' then hang up the phone IMMEDIATELY.
-purchase gun
-block his phone number
-wait for him to come to ur house
-invite him in for coffee n xbox games
-shoot him in the chest
-tell cops he broke into ur house
-u have right to protect yourself n your home
-he dies and you dont gotta deal with him ever again
^^I've seen this episode of law & order, and it doesn't work
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tell him on the phone u are gonna make a huge salad but dont have any knives so hes gotta bring one that way he has a knife on his person when he gets blasted
My heart is broken, I'm sick, I was called in to work at 6am due to a burst pipe in the children's section, my rapist ex picked last night to say he wanted to "work things out" and I have to fire someone today. Fuck. This. Shit.
Is it not possible to get a Restraining Order on him? Or have a big brother/friend/group of friends kick the **** out of him. I know any of the MBers who are living near you would probably take on the job willingly. I would but a) I'm a wimp and can't threaten anyone b) I'm in Ireland and c) I'm a wimp. But I would if I could.
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Is it not possible to get a Restraining Order on him? Or have a big brother/friend/group of friends kick the **** out of him. I know any of the MBers who are living near you would probably take on the job willingly. I would but a) I'm a wimp and can't threaten anyone b) I'm in Ireland and c) I'm a wimp. But I would if I could.
You're not a wimp bb, it's the thought that counts.
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