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GuD · 05-24-2014, 08:42 PM

Roommate complaint #563:

I've been missing 3 knives for about 2 weeks now. A pairing knife, a serrated bread knife, and a really nice chef's knife- totaling about 75$ altogether. Granted, the house hasn't been totally tidied up in about that long but still. They're knives. Even if I'm drunk cooking I know how to wash, dry, and put away my knives. It's just a ****ing habit after a while. Today, I confronted a roommate about it.

"Oh, uh. You see, I used it and it was dirty. It was very hard to clean so I threw them away."

This is the same guy that's constantly on my case about when I'm moving out so his brother can take my room. I'm moving out when I have a grand and a half for first, last, and a ****ing deposit because this city stopped caring about anyone who's actually from here and just wants to suck techie-yuppie cock all day long. And because no one from Portland is willing to let some guy they've never seen move in with them after responding to a craigslist ad. **** you adulthood. **** you in your mouth.

Black Francis · 05-24-2014, 09:34 PM

were they YOUR knives WD?

GuD · 05-24-2014, 10:13 PM

Yep. I bought them a while ago when I started staging at a restaurant.

This happens a lot. The dude just gets too lazy to do his dishes so he throws them away.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 05-24-2014, 10:27 PM

ive actually reached that point of laziness but i would never throw away someone elses stuff, just my own

ladyislingering · 05-24-2014, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down

He has porn on VHS.

Burning Down · 05-24-2014, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering

Nah actually I think that is too hi-tech for him. More like:

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 05-25-2014, 10:37 AM

my brother just got engaged a few days so I'm going to be expected to go back to michigan sometime in the near future. ughhh

Paul Smeenus · 05-25-2014, 10:42 AM

^ at least it's not winter

Silver Lining Smee

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 05-25-2014, 10:46 AM

well they don't know when the date is yet so it may well be, not to mention I'll have to be around my family

~~hate paper doll~~ · 05-25-2014, 12:26 PM

Hopefully you won't actually have to be in the wedding. I love my family but I never want to be a bridesmaid again, it's like being a well dressed indentured servant.

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05-24-2014, 09:34 PM	#15542 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	were they YOUR knives WD? __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

05-24-2014, 08:42 PM	#15541 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Roommate complaint #563: I've been missing 3 knives for about 2 weeks now. A pairing knife, a serrated bread knife, and a really nice chef's knife- totaling about 75$ altogether. Granted, the house hasn't been totally tidied up in about that long but still. They're knives. Even if I'm drunk cooking I know how to wash, dry, and put away my knives. It's just a **ing habit after a while. Today, I confronted a roommate about it. "Oh, uh. You see, I used it and it was dirty. It was very hard to clean so I threw them away." This is the same guy that's constantly on my case about when I'm moving out so his brother can take my room. I'm moving out when I have a grand and a half for first, last, and a ing deposit because this city stopped caring about anyone who's actually from here and just wants to suck techie-yuppie cock all day long. And because no one from Portland is willing to let some guy they've never seen move in with them after responding to a craigslist ad. you adulthood. ** you in your mouth.

05-24-2014, 10:13 PM	#15543 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Yep. I bought them a while ago when I started staging at a restaurant. This happens a lot. The dude just gets too lazy to do his dishes so he throws them away.

05-24-2014, 10:27 PM	#15544 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	ive actually reached that point of laziness but i would never throw away someone elses stuff, just my own

05-25-2014, 10:37 AM	#15547 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	my brother just got engaged a few days so I'm going to be expected to go back to michigan sometime in the near future. ughhh

05-25-2014, 10:46 AM	#15549 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	well they don't know when the date is yet so it may well be, not to mention I'll have to be around my family

05-25-2014, 12:26 PM	#15550 (permalink)
~~hate paper doll~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 423	Hopefully you won't actually have to be in the wedding. I love my family but I never want to be a bridesmaid again, it's like being a well dressed indentured servant.