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Old 06-08-2014, 01:35 PM   #15691 (permalink)
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They probably don't allow sperm donations on Sundays. Maybe mow a lawn or walk a dog? Find a little old lady who needs something done?
Like a sperm donation?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-08-2014, 01:38 PM   #15692 (permalink)
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LOL, I had that thought after posting that too.
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Old 06-08-2014, 01:47 PM   #15693 (permalink)
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I'll do it, i really need the money..
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Old 06-08-2014, 01:50 PM   #15694 (permalink)
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I'd totally loan it to you if I could, sperm free of course.
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Old 06-08-2014, 01:51 PM   #15695 (permalink)
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I'll do it, i really need the money..
If you find a nice little old lady with a bunch of cash to burn and not a lot of time to burn it then call me. I have a lot of time on my hands and not a lot of shame to get in my way.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-08-2014, 02:13 PM   #15696 (permalink)
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If you find a nice little old lady with a bunch of cash to burn and not a lot of time to burn it then call me. I have a lot of time on my hands and not a lot of shame to get in my way.
AS IF! if i find her im keeping her to myself!

it's funny as we were talking about this i saw a FB feed about a 31 yr old guy in a relationship with a 92 yr old woman.



A wealthy 92 yr old woman ofc, and they say money can't buy love.. >_>
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Old 06-08-2014, 02:22 PM   #15697 (permalink)
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Forgive my rudeness, but I'm curious. Why do you need five dollars so urgently?
Anyway, you could hold up a sign saying "hugs, five dollars each"
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AS IF! if i find her im keeping her to myself!

it's funny as we were talking about this i saw a FB feed about a 31 yr old guy in a relationship with a 92 yr old woman.



A wealthy 92 yr old woman ofc, and they say money can't buy love.. >_>

I'm older than my boyfriend and all but that's just....no.
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Old 06-08-2014, 02:32 PM   #15699 (permalink)
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Forgive my rudeness, but I'm curious. Why do you need five dollars so urgently?
Anyway, you could hold up a sign saying "hugs, five dollars each"
A pack of cigs lol

My paycheque comes in like 4 days so even if i don't get the money today i'll be aight.

That's good but i would make them 1 buck each
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A wealthy 92 yr old woman ofc, and they say money can't buy love.. >_>
I don't know about love, but a push down the stairs?
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