The Bitch Box

GuD · 08-22-2014, 01:49 AM

so many pretty girls

so little time

i just wanna wear brightly color lipstick and stockings and makeout with/give hickes to all of them. do people still do hickies? i never see them anymore

djchameleon · 08-22-2014, 01:54 AM

I think only teenagers do them. Adults have realized that people have to work the next day and not a good look to have that mark on their neck that needs to get covered up by make up.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 08-22-2014, 02:30 AM

I got many hickeys as a teenager and had guys wanting to give me them as an adult and I had to tell them off. I was like dude it's childish.

GuD · 08-22-2014, 02:45 AM

maybe y'all are just boring.

all the hickies. all the girls. all the pretty men. all the pretty in-betweens and whathaveyou.

Black Francis · 08-22-2014, 02:54 AM

I used to like hickies as a teenager but now i don't know what i ever liked about them..

First time i got one i thought i was gonna wear it as a badge of honor but when i got one i didn't feel that at all..

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 08-22-2014, 07:36 PM

I like being bitten on the neck but not sucked or bruised.

Sequoioideae · 08-22-2014, 08:58 PM

I never got hickeys, I still don't. I like biting ears, lips, kissing necks, and whathaveyou, but I always thought hickeys were embarrassing to have.

DwnWthVwls · 08-22-2014, 11:59 PM

Never got one, never gave one, but I am totally down for biting all over.

ladyislingering · 08-23-2014, 12:06 AM

I've got a real doozy (there's always something crazy happening in my store)...

Spoiler for LAWD ALMIGHTY:

DwnWthVwls · 08-23-2014, 12:09 AM

Yes! What store do you work at? It sounds fantastic.

Stop making me miss retail!

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08-22-2014, 01:49 AM	#16311 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	so many pretty girls so little time i just wanna wear brightly color lipstick and stockings and makeout with/give hickes to all of them. do people still do hickies? i never see them anymore __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

08-22-2014, 02:30 AM	#16313 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	I got many hickeys as a teenager and had guys wanting to give me them as an adult and I had to tell them off. I was like dude it's childish. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

08-22-2014, 02:45 AM	#16314 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	maybe y'all are just boring. all the hickies. all the girls. all the pretty men. all the pretty in-betweens and whathaveyou. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

08-22-2014, 02:54 AM	#16315 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	I used to like hickies as a teenager but now i don't know what i ever liked about them.. First time i got one i thought i was gonna wear it as a badge of honor but when i got one i didn't feel that at all.. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

08-22-2014, 07:36 PM	#16316 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	I like being bitten on the neck but not sucked or bruised. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

08-23-2014, 12:06 AM	#16319 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	I've got a real doozy (there's always something crazy happening in my store)... Spoiler for LAWD ALMIGHTY: I was rolling a rack from the fitting rooms. It was mostly women's clothing. Ladies' wear takes up a huge portion of the store, so there's a very specific pattern that needs to be followed when unwanted items are sorted to be returned back to the floor. As I was rolling, I had to pardon myself twice from the same customer. It would seem we were traveling in similar directions, which happens often when you're rolling and navigating around browsing customers. I was hanging some dresses when she asked me, "are you following me?" I was baffled. Nobody's ever asked me that question - most people can see that I'm carrying a large load of mixed garments and they understand that we're just in the same place at the same time. "I'm sorry... what?" "I'm a disciple of the holy spirit, he told me you're following me" "...that's ... that's nice...I'm just rolling my rack and we happen to be in the same place ---" "y'all need to stop followin' me" "..." Knowing what I do about people that claim to have a direct line to their main man JC, I decided to stay far away from that woman, making multiple detours to avoid her at all costs until she was out of my sight entirely. Today was just not the day I was planning to die by the hands of someone who was probably a paranoid schizophrenic. There's devout followers of the Lord, and then there's crazies. Which seem to end up in my store 24/7. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.