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Scarlett O'Hara 09-22-2014 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1490090)
Dear cat,

Randomly tossing kitty litter in a 45 degree angle from where you just took a dump is not going to cover it. You need to work on this.
Dear cat,

Randomly tossing kitty litter and missing the tray with diarrhoea which went on the carpet and stank my room out is not going to cover it. You need to work on this.

The Batlord 09-22-2014 05:52 PM
Dear cat,

**** off. It's annoying as **** when you rub your head against my laptop when I'm trying to post in the Bitch Box. You need to work on not being an *******.

GuD 09-22-2014 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1490142)
I think I shit too hard and blew out my *******. Some of the sphincter is kind of sticking out and my ass just hurts. I'll bet you're really glad you read this post.
http://i.minus.com/inVAGKCJhnwwx.gif

Janszoon 09-22-2014 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1490147)
Meh. It's happened before. I'll be a'ight. Nothing to be done about it though. I've tried sticking my finger up there to put everything back in place but it never works.
There are things to be done about it. Face the facts man, you may need ass surgery.

DwnWthVwls 09-22-2014 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1490142)
I think I shit too hard and blew out my *******. Some of the sphincter is kind of sticking out and my ass just hurts. I'll bet you're really glad you read this post.
There's a market for that in the porn industry.. maybe you can make some side cash. :D

The Batlord 09-22-2014 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1490167)
There are things to be done about it. Face the facts man, you may need ass surgery.
Meh. I'll be good in a day or two. 'Sides. No insurance.

DwnWthVwls 09-22-2014 07:41 PM
Have you been paying Sansa to dom you in hardcore anal scenes?

The Batlord 09-22-2014 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1490183)
Have you been paying Sansa to dom you in hardcore anal scenes?
I haven't payed anyone to get pegged since I was fifteen.

Frownland 09-22-2014 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1490187)
I haven't payed anyone to get pegged since I was fifteen.
Having her call you a bad little boy doesn't actually make you fifteen.

GuD 09-22-2014 07:59 PM
I hate people who only text and never take calls.


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