I hate being sick.

I haven't been legitimately bed-ridden in like two years. My immune system could probably fend off ebola. the **** is this ****. abajdsfaalanm,fmmandskh

:laughing: :laughing: That's almost sig worthy.

Congratulations, random mother in the library: I want to punch your loud-ass kid.

Why don't you just start yelling also? Seems to be your style :D

Life would be so much better if telling people's spawn to shut the hell up wasn't considered offensive.

Anyway my knees are stiff today and for some reason I have acid reflux but it feels cold

So your knees hurt and your stomach is upset? I don't know whether to give you sympathy or give Ki a high five.

that kind of high-five hasn't been deserved in probably half a year.

tfw abnormal young man chastity/super busy life/maybe I'm just getting too old

I see someone isn't doing their job.

The reason parents don't shut their kids up is because they assume everyone thinks their child sounds endearing to other people,and that nobody , any where, ever would possibly be annoyed by them.

I'm really upset over the shooting in Ottawa today. It's an awful feeling to know that you're not safe from terrorism in your own peaceful country.