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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 12-16-2014, 09:58 PM   #17621 (permalink)
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And on that day, if there isn't, then there soon will be.
I'll be dead. It's not like I'll give a fuck.

...not with any sort of conscious awareness, at least.
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Old 12-16-2014, 10:01 PM   #17622 (permalink)
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I'll be dead. It's not like I'll give a fuck.

...not with any sort of conscious awareness, at least.
So I have your consent to fuck your corpse in the mouth?
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Old 12-16-2014, 10:03 PM   #17623 (permalink)
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So I have your consent to fuck your corpse in the mouth?
As long as you also find a way to make a profit.

Dead chicks can't say no anyway.
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Old 12-17-2014, 01:16 AM   #17624 (permalink)
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That's all I did when I had it. I slept for 20+ hours.
I have this sore head, gluggy feeling which keeps me awake, even after taking sleeping pills!
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Old 12-17-2014, 05:38 AM   #17625 (permalink)
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So I have your consent to fuck your corpse in the mouth?
Since when did you need anyone's consent?
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:39 AM   #17626 (permalink)
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Decided that the pack of smokes I finished yesterday was going to be my last on a whim. Last night I dreamt I was smoking pack after pack of cigarettes with a military buddy. Fuck you, subconscious.
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:44 AM   #17627 (permalink)
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Decided that the pack of smokes I finished yesterday was going to be my last on a whim. Last night I dreamt I was smoking pack after pack of cigarettes with a military buddy. Fuck you, subconscious.
*boyscout salute*

13 days for me.
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:48 AM   #17628 (permalink)
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13 days for me.
Excellent!
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Old 12-17-2014, 07:50 AM   #17629 (permalink)
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Excellent!
Danke.

****'s gotta end sometime. That time is 13 days ago.

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Old 12-17-2014, 10:07 AM   #17630 (permalink)
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I'll be dead. It's not like I'll give a fuck.

...not with any sort of conscious awareness, at least.
what if it turns out the soul is real but instead of going to heaven or hell you just get trapped in your lifeless corpse
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