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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 12-23-2014, 02:24 AM   #17741 (permalink)
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I can't afford Scarlett Johansson's naked boobies though
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Old 12-23-2014, 02:26 AM   #17742 (permalink)
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I don't know what the **** you people are talking about. I would have been eyeing those truffles like Scarlett Johansson's naked boobies.
yeah, but consider this: you could touch them but then she gets all psycho possessive on you even though you met like 2 seconds ago or you could just leave it alone til you find something worth your time.
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Old 12-23-2014, 02:27 AM   #17743 (permalink)
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I can't afford Scarlett Johansson's naked boobies though
tfw you can always just buy another box of truffles
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Old 12-23-2014, 02:28 AM   #17744 (permalink)
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yeah, but consider this: you could touch them but then she gets all psycho possessive on you even though you met like 2 seconds ago or you could just leave it alone til you find something worth your time.
You are clearly not a lesbian.
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Old 12-23-2014, 02:29 AM   #17745 (permalink)
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You are clearly not a lesbian.
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For once I agree with duh Betlair.
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You are clearly not a lesbian.
not to the degree that every tit is worth touching, no.
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Old 12-23-2014, 02:32 AM   #17747 (permalink)
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not to the degree that every tit is worth touching, no.
But....

Scarlett Johansson...

's tits.

...you get to touch them.

I'm shocked that even a straight female wouldn't get it.
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Old 12-23-2014, 02:33 AM   #17748 (permalink)
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But....

Scarlett Johansson...

's tits.

...you get to touch them.

I'm shocked that even a straight female wouldn't get it.
she's just not all that special to me, man.
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Old 12-23-2014, 02:36 AM   #17749 (permalink)
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she's just not all that special to me, man.
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You are clearly not a lesbian.
And that's cool and everything, you just won't ever understand.
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Old 12-23-2014, 02:37 AM   #17750 (permalink)
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And that's cool and everything, you just won't ever understand.
yeah, man, I know.
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