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Old 06-03-2015, 07:46 AM   #19741 (permalink)
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I find that other people's semen generally works better.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-03-2015, 07:46 AM   #19742 (permalink)
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 06-03-2015, 07:46 AM   #19743 (permalink)
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I find that other people's semen generally works better.
I only trust my own semen when treating injuries
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On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome
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Old 06-03-2015, 07:50 AM   #19744 (permalink)
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My own of course. Putting someone's else's spunk on your face is just gross. Just look at porn. Seriously. Go look at porn. Why are you even reading this?
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Old 06-04-2015, 02:44 PM   #19745 (permalink)
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My dad and I were planning to drive to Toronto to see Love and Mercy in the theatres on opening night (tomorrow). However, a tournament was rescheduled so that we're going to have to drive to Toronto to play baseball. I love baseball, but I've never seen a movie on opening night, and I was so pumped for that one.

(I found out, like, two weeks ago, but I'm complaining about it now because I just rewatched the trailers and damn… I want to see that movie. Soon.)
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Old 06-04-2015, 02:53 PM   #19746 (permalink)
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Old 06-04-2015, 02:57 PM   #19747 (permalink)
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My dad and I were planning to drive to Toronto to see Love and Mercy in the theatres on opening night (tomorrow). However, a tournament was rescheduled so that we're going to have to drive to Toronto to play baseball. I love baseball, but I've never seen a movie on opening night, and I was so pumped for that one.

(I found out, like, two weeks ago, but I'm complaining about it now because I just rewatched the trailers and damn… I want to see that movie. Soon.)
What kind of 14-year-old reps the Beach Boys?
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Old 06-04-2015, 03:30 PM   #19748 (permalink)
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What kind of 14-year-old reps the Beach Boys?
You review Pet Sounds, I'll review Black Sabbath. Deal?
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Old 06-04-2015, 11:36 PM   #19749 (permalink)
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Those are both great albums, but why would you review the fifth-best Black Sabbath album?
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i dislike the way fat people always seem to wander in front of me in stores/at work/etc and i can't pass them cause it would seem rude cause they take up like the whole hallway with their girth
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