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Old 06-19-2015, 07:33 PM   #19931 (permalink)
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I fell asleep at the beach and now I have sandy boogers.
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Old 06-19-2015, 07:36 PM   #19932 (permalink)
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I fell asleep at the beach and now I have sandy boogers.
Dude, look at the bottom quote in the sig of the post right above yours.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-19-2015, 07:39 PM   #19933 (permalink)
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I'm sure there's a funny to be made there but I'm too ****ing drunk for this **** right now. **** your face, I have 5 dollars to my name.
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Old 06-19-2015, 07:44 PM   #19934 (permalink)
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I'm sure there's a funny to be made there but I'm too ****ing drunk for this **** right now. **** your face, I have 5 dollars to my name.
There was a quote involving sand. Thanks for ruining the magic. Jerk.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-19-2015, 07:58 PM   #19935 (permalink)
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I'm sure there's a funny to be made there but I'm too ****ing drunk for this **** right now. **** your face, I have 5 dollars to my name.
Choo need a loan....Can you handle the juice when you are into me is my question, cause I don't want to come looking for you.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 06-19-2015, 08:31 PM   #19936 (permalink)
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Choo need a loan....Can you handle the juice when you are into me is my question, cause I don't want to come looking for you.
I think the real question is, can you handle it when I'm in you?
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Old 06-19-2015, 09:03 PM   #19937 (permalink)
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If I lived in a shack in the woods with all the music and instruments I could ever want I would make so much loud. Neighbors, why do you exist?
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Old 06-19-2015, 09:31 PM   #19938 (permalink)
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Doesn't go to porn site. Still gets Ashley Madison pop up. WTF internet?
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Old 06-19-2015, 09:42 PM   #19939 (permalink)
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If I lived in a shack in the woods with all the music and instruments I could ever want I would make so much loud. Neighbors, why do you exist?
I miss this so much.

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Old 06-20-2015, 04:37 AM   #19940 (permalink)
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I think the real question is, can you handle it when I'm in you?
I wouldn't let you near me with a ten ft pole.
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