Can't say that I'm surprised though, jazz seems to be a magnet for crazy mystics.

In the interview I mentioned Henderson hilariously detailed how he kept his groupie dalliances secret from Chick. Damn, I wish I could find it. It's piss your pants funny.

Wait, so do they do spiritual **** about Scientology? Like, sci fi hymns?

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I don't get it :confused:

Motherfucking shit. Warby Parker sent me the wrong goddamn glasses. I was so fucking excited when I got an email saying they were in my lobby. I ran downstairs. I ran upstairs. WRONG FUCKING GLASSES. The disappointment level right now is very high. I was so happy I'd have new glasses for my best friends engagement party tomorrow.

FUCK.

How do people who need glasses pick out glasses?

I blame blindness.

I have glasses. They're just old and I don't like them any more.

I'm so bummed out right now. There might as well been a f*cking turd in the box when I opened it. I had a smile on my face like a five year old opening up what he KNOWS is a new G.I. Joe action figure. It's what he wanted; what he f*cking dreamed of having...and it's a turd. A big f*cking Warby Parker turd.

So bummed.

Don't worry, I'm sure your gut will distract from your ugly pair of glasses.

Damn, missed the opportunity to do something metal with my 666th post.