Probably not so much owies they're worried about as huge, out of control fires. Just sayin'.

So, I'm trying to use my laptop webcam to do a new MB Cafe thing. It won't turn on. It says that my camera is being used by another application. I checked and there is nothing on right now that could be using it. What the f*ck?

Is the NSA looking at me right now? Anybody know what the problem could be?

Of course they are. They're everywhere. They're in the shower heads too. They like to watch people shower because it turns them on. Moral is: **** the NSA. Fight the power!:beer:

I'm showing them my balls right now but I still want to use my webcam so this hasn't solved my problem.

idk man, I been onto these mother****ers for a while now and still don't have much on 'em. Maybe whoever's monitoring you is on their lunch break.

Would you stop that, please? We're getting grossed out and slightly concerned about that infected hair. Could ya get that checked? Excuse me while I barf. :yikes:

You work in Florida. You have seen things in the last three hours, whether you worked or not, that are FAR worse than my disgusting balls.

I wouldn't be caught dead in Florida, thank you very much! And you know, it would seriously help if you...I dunno...washed them every now and again. A little soap, water...hell! It might even help you get laid!

I don't care what state you're in. If you're below Delaware, you're in Florida. That's right Maryland. Don't think you're getting away with this sh*t anymore. You're a hillbilly state just like the rest of them.

That's alright. Better to be in the land of sunshine and oranges than a Yankee any day of the week. But seriously, if you'd wash your balls every now and again it might help in the love department. Don't no lady want to put their face close to nasty balls.