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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 09-05-2015, 06:10 PM   #20711 (permalink)
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not sure if this works down where you are but I know here if you work two shifts less than 8 hours apart you get overtime pay.
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Old 09-05-2015, 06:25 PM   #20712 (permalink)
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So I'm closing at BK tomorrow (we close at 1 am). I don't mind that. But last week the manager who makes the schedule asked me if I'd be willing to come in at 7 am the next day.

As a sane person, I was like, "Uh... no. No I can't."

Thought that was the end of it. Then I looked at the new schedule for next week, AND I AM ****ING COMING IN AT 7 AM ON MONDAY!

I ****ing told that bitch no, but apparently she's either too stupid to remember, or she was going to do it anyway and just figured I'd say yes. Since she didn't feel the need to ask me again after she "forgot", I can only come to the conclusion that she doesn't give a **** what I say.

I'm going to try very hard to have a calm conversation with her tomorrow about it, but if this happens again, I'm finishing out the week and then handing in my uniform. Classes have started again and I'm already getting my ass kicked, so I simply can't do this ****. No way in ****ing hell.

Seriously, I'm not going to be able to sleep tomorrow. There's simply no possible way I'm going to be able to get home at 1:30 (at the earliest), and then wake up at 6 to be at work at 7. I'm going to have to pull a Thursday/Friday and stay up all night, drink twice my weight in coffee/energy drinks at work, then pass out for twelve hours when I get home from my second shift.

I don't give a **** that she's a woman. I want very much to beat her head against a wall until her brains ooze out of her nose, and then skull **** her still twitching corpse. The pictures I send her husband and children will be the icing on the cake of righteous depravity.

I was planning on getting a can of Monster on my way home tonight, but settled for a six-pack of 16 oz cans of Steel Reserve. So if anyone wants to plug in about an hour when I am on my way to getting properly lit, I'll be there playing nothing but the most brutal death metal, grindcore, and metalcore. Fantasizing.

If you worked for me, I'd crush your dreams and call you names, just the way you like it baby.Feel better, b.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 09-05-2015, 06:34 PM   #20713 (permalink)
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If you worked for me, I'd crush your dreams and call you names, just the way you like it baby.Feel better, b.
If I worked for you, I'd bend you over the counter and get a raise. You also wouldn't be able to come in at 7 the next day since your legs would not be working properly.

God I want to hatefuck right now (my manager is respectably hot).
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-05-2015, 06:48 PM   #20714 (permalink)
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Oh you! Whisper sweet nothings in my ear, say things like law suit, restraing order, court ordered counselling session, and settlement check. Because those are all the sexy things Im going to say to you when slapping you and the king h-a-r-d with this h-u-g-e sexual harrassment lawsuit.

Edit: Not that it's carreer for you or anything, however not "borrowing" money from your mother to pay for your. Smokes ,and whores has to be a step in the right direction no?
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Old 09-05-2015, 06:55 PM   #20715 (permalink)
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Oh you! Whisper sweet nothings in my ear, say things like law suit, restraing order, court ordered counselling session, and settlement check. Because those are all the sexy things Im going to say to you when slapping you and the king h-a-r-d with this h-u-g-e sexual harrassment lawsuit.
From your posts, it's clear that you speak a different language than the rest of us. I translated that to: "Please test the resilience of my asshole. If you don't make it bleed my life will not be complete and I will be forced to whore myself out to Tommy Lee just to feel normal."
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Old 09-05-2015, 06:58 PM   #20716 (permalink)
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Dude whut you lost me.
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Old 09-05-2015, 07:09 PM   #20717 (permalink)
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Also by law they have to give you 8 hours between shifts unless your working a dbl. But they can't have you go home and come right back.
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Old 09-05-2015, 07:33 PM   #20718 (permalink)
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Dude whut you lost me.
Your grammar is indecipherable and I want to suck on your titties. I'm not saying you need to send me nudes, but I seriously wouldn't object.

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Also by law they have to give you 8 hours between shifts unless your working a dbl. But they can't have you go home and come right back.
I don't know if they have that law in Virginia and I'm too lazy to check.
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Old 09-06-2015, 09:53 AM   #20719 (permalink)
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Jesus Christ! Sexual harassment level: Cosby.
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Old 09-06-2015, 10:08 AM   #20720 (permalink)
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I was kind of drunk.
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