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Old 04-14-2016, 11:12 AM   #21991 (permalink)
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I was watching a baseball game at a restaurant on Sunday when I realized that everyone else at the table could read the score, but I couldn't. Combined with recurring migraines and problems I've had sight reading, I figured it was time to book an eye checkup. Probably nothing, but I'm going to be anxious until I find out.
So I apparently have astigmatism and will be getting glasses, to be worn as necessary. I'm a little worried because baseball is my life and I'm going to have to regularly hit 70 mph fastballs starting in about a month.
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So I apparently have astigmatism and will be getting glasses, to be worn as necessary. I'm a little worried because baseball is my life and I'm going to have to regularly hit 70 mph fastballs starting in about a month.
A home-schooled four-eyes who gets giddy at the thought of Paul McCartney? Oh yeah, nobody's gonna beat you up.
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I can do forty chinups. Beat that, fats.
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Woke up with a stye yesterday and today it's freaking killing me. It's gotten a lot worse, so I made a doc appt. It's all puffy and ****, and it actually looks like I have a black eye right now from the infection spreading down into the tissue under my eye. It's all purple and nasty looking.

I can still Disc Golf though, so I'm good.
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Woke up with a stye yesterday and today it's freaking killing me. It's gotten a lot worse, so I made a doc appt. It's all puffy and ****, and it actually looks like I have a black eye right now from the infection spreading down into the tissue under my eye. It's all purple and nasty looking.

I can still Disc Golf though, so I'm good.
It's this what a sty is?

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Ive never heard that term before but from the description it sounds like an orsuelo. If that is what you have there are some home remedies that might help you.
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Ive never heard that term before but from the description it sounds like an orsuelo. If that is what you have there are some home remedies that might help you.
Si Señor. I've never had one until now, but I did look them up this morning and read about the warm compress thing. I'll let the doc tell me the best course of action, which will more than likely be the warm compress thing and maybe some antibiotics.

Thanks for that though.
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Si Señor. I've never had one until now, but I did look them up this morning and read about the warm compress thing. I'll let the doc tell me the best course of action, which will more than likely be the warm compress thing and maybe some antibiotics.

Thanks for that though.
Right, it also says that rubbing a gold ring against the warm piece of cloth helps too.. idk why that would help but that's what it says. Over here some ppl say that you get an orsuelo if you don't help a pregnant woman. (I get the feeling this rumor was invented by a disgruntled wife)
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