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grindy · 04-15-2016, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

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The Batlord · 04-15-2016, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

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I had legitimately not seen Qwerty's post when I made mine. Awesome. And does that count as an ellipsis?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 04-15-2016, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I had legitimately not seen Qwerty's post when I made mine. Awesome. And does that count as an ellipsis?

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, or something.

Plankton · 04-18-2016, 07:35 AM

I was rearranging pictures in my new place last night (I just moved into a new Condo) when one of them dropped to floor out of nowhere. It was a puzzle that my daughter had put together of a Fender Strat, that she gave to me for my birthday a few years ago. The bottom fell out and a lot of the pieces came apart and fell out to the floor too. I know it's only a puzzle, and I can put it back together and all, but I feel terrible about it.

Aux-In · 04-19-2016, 07:49 AM

What's a guy gotta do to find a decent can opener? I mean, really. It's one of the most underestimated utensils on the planet. Yet, they never seem to last more than a few months without wearing down. I've even gone so far as to buy the most expensive one I could find at Walmart. Where am I going wrong? And no, I don't want an automatic one.

Would pay top money for a good one.

Plankton · 04-19-2016, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Aux-In

What's a guy gotta do to find a decent can opener? I mean, really. It's one of the most underestimated utensils on the planet. Yet, they never seem to last more than a few months without wearing down. I've even gone so far as to buy the most expensive one I could find at Walmart. Where am I going wrong? And no, I don't want an automatic one.

Would pay top money for a good one.

Get one of these and you'll never worry about a decent can opener again.

Aux-In · 04-19-2016, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Get one of these and you'll never worry about a decent can opener again.

I have no idea what that even is, but I am being serious. I want an industrial strength can opener made of whatever kind of super material it takes, so that it never breaks. Enough's enough.

Plankton · 04-19-2016, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Aux-In

I have no idea what that even is, but I am being serious. I want an industrial strength can opener made of whatever kind of super material it takes, so that it never breaks. Enough's enough.

Military issue can opener. Once you learn how easy to use they are you'll never use anything else.

Aux-In · 04-19-2016, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Military issue can opener. Once you learn how easy to use they are you'll never use anything else.

Might pick one up and it give it a try.

04-19-2016, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Military issue can opener. Once you learn how easy to use they are you'll never use anything else.

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Going to look for one of these. Which size is best?

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Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	I was rearranging pictures in my new place last night (I just moved into a new Condo) when one of them dropped to floor out of nowhere. It was a puzzle that my daughter had put together of a Fender Strat, that she gave to me for my birthday a few years ago. The bottom fell out and a lot of the pieces came apart and fell out to the floor too. I know it's only a puzzle, and I can put it back together and all, but I feel terrible about it. __________________ See location...

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