MB Whistling Contest! Goah!

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Whimsicality as you see it is not something I want from this world. I do think most people just suck at it though. When I whistle metal machine music I'm sure people just think I suck too though.

I don't often encounter whistlers in public, unless I'm on a Greyhound bus of course. (Because everyone seems to feel the need to be as noisy as humanly possible while on a cramped bus) There was this one guy in my high school who was always whistling, though, and I came to dread the sound because he had a tendency to start aggressively massaging your neck and back immediately upon greeting you. He did this to everyone constantly. We just accepted it.

We got a whistler here at work. I just walk up to him whistling louder as I get closer to him. He then realizes the plight of his folly.

Free feels. Niiice. He knows whats up.

How can you of all people not want a whimsical world? There are far too many people who seem to think they should be taken seriously too much of the time, and if there was a nice, constant background of random **** going on then maybe they'd just throw their hands in the air and quit being such boring ****s.

I whistle at work too, but that's just to be annoying.

I'm saying that I don't find ****ty whistling whimsical.

Then you're a ****. We can pretty much argue over anything, can't we?

Key word is ****ty.