I just carry around one of these

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3298/...e4664ae7_o.jpg

Even ****ty whistling makes the world a more surreal place.

Had to walk away from my dream job before it even began because they wouldn't agree to pay me a liveable wage.

People like you are why Donald Trump is preaident.

Hey, don't put me down there with Chula.

I'm all for whimsy, personally, but I'm terrible at whistling. I've always been disappointed that humans don't have the mimicry skills that some birds do. I would LOVE to be able to perfectly replicate old Windows error noises or various old machinery noises with my mouth at a deafening volume.

I'd just wait till I was in someone else's car and then make that "whoop whoop" noise the cops make when they're pulling you over. That and do the Batman: The Animated Series theme whenever I walked into a room.

Vocal harsh noise is not hard to do

^ Yeah but at a truly deafening volume though? I'd want to be able to clear out a small village with relative ease.

Yes, those are all equally great options. (All siren type noises would be good, especially storm sirens. I just want to be able to stand in a middle of a field, unhinge my jaw and release a cloud of black moths and a godawful cacophony of siren sounds; is that too much to ask?) So many possibilities. Especially when it coes to entrance themes. I'd want this one:

Seems like ya got lost in the noise, Steph. Sorry to hear about your job; I'm sure it's their loss.