The Bitch Box

Trollheart · 08-28-2021, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BassoonPlatoon

Or, again, stop assuming the world revolves around you and your needs. Whatever floats your boat.

The world.... doesn't revolve around me?

**Exo** · 10-15-2021, 05:25 PM

You guys remember that scene in The Shining when Jack gets mad at Wendy for interrupting him when he's working? I feel this so hard as of late. People come into the shop when I'm in the middle of an inventory order or pricing stock and think that because I'm not making eye contact or responding the way you would, say, at a bar, that I mus be in a bad mood.

F*CKER I AM AT WORK. I AM WORKING. BUY SH*T OR SHUT UP.

Ughh.

The Batlord · 10-15-2021, 05:33 PM

Wear ICP shirts and vinyl collectors will stop talking to you.

Trollheart · 10-15-2021, 08:08 PM

Or you could try this

rostasi · 10-15-2021, 08:36 PM

Love Dylan Moran.
Have seen him live twice.
TH knows of one of those.
Three hour drive but much
cheaper than flying to IE!

Trollheart · 10-16-2021, 05:18 AM

What I love about him live is he comes out - drink and cigarette in hand (not now; I think he's trying to clean up) - looking totally confused, as if he's accidentally wandered onto the stage and who the hell are all these people? Then he launches into some of the funniest and most keenly observed tirades I've heard in comedy. The man is a ****ing genius. And in Black Books, you get two for the price of one! Bill Bailey too! Sweet.

rostasi · 10-16-2021, 08:14 AM

Yup. Love Bailey’s work too.
We’ve been going thru our DVD
collection of QI starting from the
very beginning of the alphabet
and he shows up a lot on there
(as does the late Sean Lock).

WWWP · 10-16-2021, 09:31 AM

I have to credit MBers with really having an impact on my sense of humor in formative years - if I had never seen Nevermind the Buzzcocks I’d have never known Bill Bailey and without Bill Bailey I’d have never seen Black Books and if I’d never seen Black Books I’d never have been introduced to Tamsin Greig and if I’d never been introduced to Tamsin I’d have never watched Green Wing and without Green Wing I’d have never fallen in love with Olivia Colman and if I’d never fallen in love with Olivia Colman I’d have never watched Peep Show and if I’d never watched Peep Show i wouldn’t have seen Jez eat a dog.

The Batlord · 10-16-2021, 09:47 AM

How does all of that result in being a dumb bitch?

WWWP · 10-16-2021, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

How does all of that result in being a dumb bitch?

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10-15-2021, 05:25 PM	#24562 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,359	You guys remember that scene in The Shining when Jack gets mad at Wendy for interrupting him when he's working? I feel this so hard as of late. People come into the shop when I'm in the middle of an inventory order or pricing stock and think that because I'm not making eye contact or responding the way you would, say, at a bar, that I mus be in a bad mood. FCKER I AM AT WORK. I AM WORKING. BUY SHT OR SHUT UP. Ughh. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

10-15-2021, 08:08 PM	#24564 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Or you could try this __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

10-16-2021, 05:18 AM	#24566 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	What I love about him live is he comes out - drink and cigarette in hand (not now; I think he's trying to clean up) - looking totally confused, as if he's accidentally wandered onto the stage and who the hell are all these people? Then he launches into some of the funniest and most keenly observed tirades I've heard in comedy. The man is a ***ing genius. And in Black Books, you get two for the price of one! Bill Bailey too! Sweet. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018*

10-15-2021, 08:36 PM	#24565 (permalink)
rostasi . Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 4,007	Love Dylan Moran. Have seen him live twice. TH knows of one of those. Three hour drive but much cheaper than flying to IE!

10-16-2021, 08:14 AM	#24567 (permalink)
rostasi . Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 4,007	Yup. Love Bailey’s work too. We’ve been going thru our DVD collection of QI starting from the very beginning of the alphabet and he shows up a lot on there (as does the late Sean Lock).