The Bitch Box

MHDTV · 06-25-2007, 09:49 PM

Same here!

anticipation · 06-26-2007, 12:54 PM

I don't like the term "rents" being used to refer to parents.

****'s weak.

Kevorkian Logic · 06-26-2007, 02:09 PM

^ I could not agree more.

Weirdly enough, I've noticed its a euphemism that only guys seem to use.

joyboyo53 · 06-26-2007, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Johnny

Stayed up till 1 watching Pulp Fiction, and in my honest opinion, there wasn't enough killing.

wasnt enough killing? heres a thought. CNN.com - Breaking News, U.S., World, Weather, Entertainment & Video News . i dont have to check and i would put money on 5 of the top 10 stories have something to do with people being murdered, raped, bombed, stabbed, run over, or drowned... and there is a good chance one of them is probably a whole family with kids and ****. OR you could goto Drew Curtis' FARK.com and be entertained. so death and destruction (weezer shout out woot!) or laughter... you decide

right-track · 06-27-2007, 02:34 PM

This years holiday bitches are...

a) Wife; "Which top should I wear tonight...the red one, or the white one?"
Me; "Err...the white one".
Wife; *snaps... "What's wrong with the red one!?"

b) When out walking past shops...no matter how slow you walk, women always manage to be a good 20 yards behind.

c) Europeans (this means you too Marijan) and in particular Germans.
Stop trying to speak English with a fake American accent...it isn't cool!
You sound like a twat.

"Vaarn beeeer plirz"

Stop it!!!

holdyoualways · 06-27-2007, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

a) Wife; "Which top should I wear tonight...the red one, or the white one?"
Me; "Err...the white one".
Wife; *snaps... "What's wrong with the red one!?"

oh wooow
i feel bad for you

right-track · 06-27-2007, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by holdyoualways

oh wooow
i feel bad for you

^ mmm...sarcasm?

Your a woman...you tell me.
Why do women do that?
After 12 years of marriage I still fall for the same trap.
An innocent answer follows a long winded forced explanation (usually accompanied by an inevitable row) as to exactly why I didn't choose the other.
If I chose the other instead...same shit.

Catch 22...

joyboyo53 · 06-27-2007, 04:54 PM

you see... here is their mind set

"he should think i look beautiful in both"

the correct answer

"you would look great in both, but if i had to choose id say (insert any color here)"

then if you write music, you should play her 2 songs and ask her which is better and pull the same **** on her.... if your feeling spiteful

holdyoualways · 06-27-2007, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

^ mmm...sarcasm?

Your a woman...you tell me.
Why do women do that?
After 12 years of marriage I still fall for the same trap.
An innocent answer follows a long winded forced explanation (usually accompanied by an inevitable row) as to exactly why I didn't choose the other.
If I chose the other instead...same shit.

Catch 22...

no that wasnt sarcasm
i genuinely pity you
im not like that at all
& i really feel bad for people who have to put up with that
im not sure why most women are like that
women are basketcases, what can i say

MURDER JUNKIE · 06-27-2007, 11:08 PM

After 10 years of marriage I have decided thatt it is the vagina that makes em crazy, the tits make sure you stick around

View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes...	30	34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility	26	29.89%
Sh...Should I?	31	35.63%
Voters: 87. You may not vote on this poll

06-26-2007, 02:09 PM	#3413 (permalink)
Kevorkian Logic Imperfectly Perfect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 1,290	^ I could not agree more. Weirdly enough, I've noticed its a euphemism that only guys seem to use. __________________ "it is only through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect that a certain type of perfection can be attained"

06-25-2007, 09:49 PM	#3411 (permalink)
MHDTV Music Addict Join Date: May 2007 Location: Berkeley, California Posts: 697	Same here!

06-26-2007, 12:54 PM	#3412 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	I don't like the term "rents" being used to refer to parents. ****'s weak.

06-27-2007, 02:34 PM	#3415 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	This years holiday bitches are... a) Wife; "Which top should I wear tonight...the red one, or the white one?" Me; "Err...the white one". Wife; *snaps... "What's wrong with the red one!?" b) When out walking past shops...no matter how slow you walk, women always manage to be a good 20 yards behind. c) Europeans (this means you too Marijan) and in particular Germans. Stop trying to speak English with a fake American accent...it isn't cool! You sound like a twat. "Vaarn beeeer plirz" Stop it!!!

06-27-2007, 04:54 PM	#3418 (permalink)
joyboyo53 down the rabbit hole Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: the mountain called monkey Posts: 764	you see... here is their mind set "he should think i look beautiful in both" the correct answer "you would look great in both, but if i had to choose id say (insert any color here)" then if you write music, you should play her 2 songs and ask her which is better and pull the same **** on her.... if your feeling spiteful

06-27-2007, 11:08 PM	#3420 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	After 10 years of marriage I have decided thatt it is the vagina that makes em crazy, the tits make sure you stick around