The Bitch Box

Howard the Duck · 12-27-2011, 09:14 AM

nothing much to beyatch about today

cept them beyatches

muleonmushrooms · 12-29-2011, 07:53 AM

i didn't get any sleep last night. now the sun is up, i have **** to do and i just want to lay down.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 12-29-2011, 10:22 AM

OK I'm bored of being fucked over now.
When does this end?

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 12-29-2011, 10:24 AM

I'm really actually kind of bummed Christmas was over, I actually really enjoyed the holiday season. Although, to me, the holiday season is all about baking a ****load of cookies and picking out really thoughtful gifts.

~~Farfisa~~ · 12-29-2011, 01:37 PM

I was thankful for all of the gifts I received, but I returned to my mopey self only a few hours later after opening my presents. Material possessions does not make one happy, and blah-blah-blah.

14232949 · 12-29-2011, 03:43 PM

why do you only get ****ing chocolate at christmas in terms of food?!?!
The **** don't people get you salted snacks instead.

Never do I have the sudden urge for a ****ing chocolate reindeer, where the **** are my chilli heat wave doritoz?
Oh wait, there are none...What is this ****?

Salami · 12-29-2011, 03:48 PM

Where the fuck has my chocolate reindeer gone?

On a serious note, who's the joker that keeps putting "show me your perky tits" as tags on every bleeding thread?

14232949 · 12-29-2011, 03:51 PM

No worries Salami, I didn't eat it.

However, when going through the archives of irrelevant junk under my bed in the search for Football Manager 2011, I found some old tablet which had melted and turned into an almost fudge-like consistency.

Salami · 12-29-2011, 04:02 PM

Ewww. Thankfully nothing can end up under my bed due to the oddly shaped room I inhabit.

Another thing to bitch about: my bedroom sucks. Rain and wind get in through the windows, it's really cold all through winter, it's got a really high roof, the plaster and paint is peeling off, it leaks everywhere, my house is over 200 fucking years old and I don't care about how many famous people lived/visited it, and it's in England for God's sake.

Burning Down · 12-29-2011, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mighty Salami

On a serious note, who's the joker that keeps putting "show me your perky tits" as tags on every bleeding thread?

It's you.

View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes...	30	34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility	26	29.89%
Sh...Should I?	31	35.63%
Voters: 87. You may not vote on this poll

12-29-2011, 07:53 AM	#9282 (permalink)
muleonmushrooms Groupie Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Minnesota Posts: 19	i didn't get any sleep last night. now the sun is up, i have ** to do and i just want to lay down. __________________ "It left a smoking crater of my mind I like to blow away"-Bob Weir**

12-29-2011, 10:22 AM	#9283 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	OK I'm bored of being fucked over now. When does this end? __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

12-29-2011, 10:24 AM	#9284 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	I'm really actually kind of bummed Christmas was over, I actually really enjoyed the holiday season. Although, to me, the holiday season is all about baking a ****load of cookies and picking out really thoughtful gifts.

12-29-2011, 01:37 PM	#9285 (permalink)
~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	I was thankful for all of the gifts I received, but I returned to my mopey self only a few hours later after opening my presents. Material possessions does not make one happy, and blah-blah-blah.

12-29-2011, 03:43 PM	#9286 (permalink)
14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	why do you only get **ing chocolate at christmas in terms of food?!?! The don't people get you salted snacks instead. Never do I have the sudden urge for a ing chocolate reindeer, where the are my chilli heat wave doritoz? Oh wait, there are none...What is this **?

12-29-2011, 03:48 PM	#9287 (permalink)
Salami Get in ma belly Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Derbyshire Posts: 1,385	Where the fuck has my chocolate reindeer gone? On a serious note, who's the joker that keeps putting "show me your perky tits" as tags on every bleeding thread?

12-29-2011, 03:51 PM	#9288 (permalink)
14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	No worries Salami, I didn't eat it. However, when going through the archives of irrelevant junk under my bed in the search for Football Manager 2011, I found some old tablet which had melted and turned into an almost fudge-like consistency.

12-29-2011, 04:02 PM	#9289 (permalink)
Salami Get in ma belly Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Derbyshire Posts: 1,385	Ewww. Thankfully nothing can end up under my bed due to the oddly shaped room I inhabit. Another thing to bitch about: my bedroom sucks. Rain and wind get in through the windows, it's really cold all through winter, it's got a really high roof, the plaster and paint is peeling off, it leaks everywhere, my house is over 200 fucking years old and I don't care about how many famous people lived/visited it, and it's in England for God's sake.