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ladyislingering · 03-30-2014, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

I don't think it's a big deal. My eyes are at different horizontal positions. Sometimes it looks silly in photos but not everyone can be perfectly symmetrical.

Ki has a wandering eye (his left; he's blind) - my right eye doesn't have a lot of movement and I'm peripherally blind all around. I've always been a little insecure about it and I never let people photograph me from certain angles, knowing that my line of sight won't follow. I'm super mindful about the way I look at people just in case they notice (but I'd think they'd first notice my impeccable eyeliner skills, goddamnit).

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-30-2014, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

Ki has a wandering eye (his left; he's blind) - my right eye doesn't have a lot of movement and I'm peripherally blind all around. I've always been a little insecure about it and I never let people photograph me from certain angles, knowing that my line of sight won't follow. I'm super mindful about the way I look at people just in case they notice (but I'd think they'd first notice my impeccable eyeliner skills, goddamnit).

Hehe I wish I had your eyeliner skills! I am hopeless, I can only use pencil as liquid always ends up in my eye lol. Everyone has something quirky that they feel insecure about. I have a bump in my nose on one side, my eyebrows are only visible halfway (which is why I draw them), I have a deep scar on my forehead, I have a big forehead....etc. I just try not to worry about it, but I am conscience about it in photos. I don't think many people can say they look perfect, even though others are quick to judge each other. It makes me sick seeing people behind their computer making fun and being nasty about a celebrities weight as though they look better (not likely).

ladyislingering · 03-30-2014, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Hehe I wish I had your eyeliner skills! I am hopeless, I can only use pencil as liquid always ends up in my eye lol. Everyone has something quirky that they feel insecure about. I have a bump in my nose on one side, my eyebrows are only visible halfway (which is why I draw them), I have a deep scar on my forehead, I have a big forehead....etc. I just try not to worry about it, but I am conscience about it in photos. I don't think many people can say they look perfect, even though others are quick to judge each other. It makes me sick seeing people behind their computer making fun and being nasty about a celebrities weight as though they look better (not likely).

Liquid eyeliner can smell your fear (and the more my eyesight deteriorates, the more difficult it is to use) but it looks so bold and fabulous, I couldn't imagine my face without it.

My nose is ridiculous. If I had a cocaine habit, I wouldn't even have to lean into it, I'd just have to breathe.

I love things about people that set them apart from others. Too many people look very similar to one another, and not many really stand out or have quirks about them.

ladyislingering · 03-30-2014, 11:24 PM

On a completely unrelated note, my disgusting neighbor downstairs, who is likely loosely related to blue whales and/or chimpanzees, or has been transported here from primitive times and has only just learned how to speak like a human being (and eats 7 boxes of ding dongs every day) is yet again making some sort of animalistic noises in her apartment with (one of?) her boyfriend(s).

This is how I imagine she may have looked like before she turned into a lardass:

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-31-2014, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

Liquid eyeliner can smell your fear (and the more my eyesight deteriorates, the more difficult it is to use) but it looks so bold and fabulous, I couldn't imagine my face without it.

My nose is ridiculous. If I had a cocaine habit, I wouldn't even have to lean into it, I'd just have to breathe.

I love things about people that set them apart from others. Too many people look very similar to one another, and not many really stand out or have quirks about them.

Yip I agree about quirks, you have to be special somehow.

Dammit liquid eyeliner, LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *cries*

Black Francis · 03-31-2014, 09:59 AM

Im so sick of this Walking Dead fever.. >_>

They recently dubbed the series in spanish and started airing it in a local channel and now the epidemic is here!

everybody at work: "Hey have you seen the Walking dead?"

everybody in my family : "im so hooked on that Walking dead show"

all my friends : "i gotta tell you the Walking dead is good but it's no Breaking Bad"

F*CK ALL THOSE STUPID SHOWS!

even if i watched the shows i wouldn't talk so much about them! if you're not seeing ads for the show the ppl are making it the subject of conversations, i can't escape the damn thing! i fear im gonna end succumbing to the pressure and end up watching the show and become one of THEM.

djchameleon · 03-31-2014, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

Im so sick of this Walking Dead fever.. >_>

They recently dubbed the series in spanish and started airing it in a local channel and now the epidemic is here!

everybody at work: "Hey have you seen the Walking dead?"

everybody in my family : "im so hooked on that Walking dead show"

all my friends : "i gotta tell you the Walking dead is good but it's no Breaking Bad"

F*CK ALL THOSE STUPID SHOWS!

even if i watched the shows i wouldn't talk so much about them! if you're not seeing ads for the show the ppl are making it the subject of conversations, i can't escape the damn thing! i fear im gonna end succumbing to the pressure and end up watching the show and become one of THEM.

Did you hear about this show called The Walking Dead? Have you seen it yet?

RoxyRollah · 03-31-2014, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Yip I agree about quirks, you have to be special somehow.

Dammit liquid eyeliner, LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *cries*

LIQUID?

No mama, gel.

waterproof, smudge proof, sleep proof. It glides on espeically if you are Maryanne with the shaky hand. *cough* lol....

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 03-31-2014, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

LIQUID?

No mama, gel.

waterproof, smudge proof, sleep proof. It glides on espeically if you are Maryanne with the shaky hand. *cough* lol....

OMG where have you been all my life (gel eyeliner and Roxy)?!

Where do you get it? I might have to ask around at a pharmacy or two.

Black Francis · 03-31-2014, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

Did you hear about this show called The Walking Dead? Have you seen it yet?

Dude even old ppl with alzheimer's know the Walking dead!

Ive seen 1 eps and it was good but i just can't be a Walking dead fanboy i find them extremely annoying.

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03-30-2014, 11:24 PM	#15004 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	On a completely unrelated note, my disgusting neighbor downstairs, who is likely loosely related to blue whales and/or chimpanzees, or has been transported here from primitive times and has only just learned how to speak like a human being (and eats 7 boxes of ding dongs every day) is yet again making some sort of animalistic noises in her apartment with (one of?) her boyfriend(s). This is how I imagine she may have looked like before she turned into a lardass: __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

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Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	Im so sick of this Walking Dead fever.. >_> They recently dubbed the series in spanish and started airing it in a local channel and now the epidemic is here! everybody at work: "Hey have you seen the Walking dead?" everybody in my family : "im so hooked on that Walking dead show" all my friends : "i gotta tell you the Walking dead is good but it's no Breaking Bad" FCK ALL THOSE STUPID SHOWS! even if i watched the shows i wouldn't talk so much about them! if you're not seeing ads for the show the ppl are making it the subject of conversations, i can't escape the damn thing! i fear im gonna end succumbing to the pressure and end up watching the show and become one of THEM. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!"* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A