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Old 06-30-2014, 09:22 PM   #15891 (permalink)
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it's a big dick, the sun is jerking off the thermometer which is a giant neapolitan-lava penis.
How dare you not take that joke seriously? Children are dying damn it.
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Old 06-30-2014, 09:26 PM   #15892 (permalink)
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Oh I saw the dick and legit snickered, I just couldn't come up with a properly witty reply.
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Old 06-30-2014, 09:31 PM   #15893 (permalink)
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lmao... I can't believe I didn't see that before
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Old 06-30-2014, 09:44 PM   #15894 (permalink)
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How dare you not take that joke seriously? Children are dying damn it.
Fact; more baby turtles die every DAY than the sum of all baby human children that have died since the dawn of man or turtle.
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Old 06-30-2014, 09:49 PM   #15895 (permalink)
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Fact; more baby turtles die every DAY than the sum of all baby human children that have died since the dawn of man or turtle.
Good. ****ing turtles.
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Old 06-30-2014, 09:54 PM   #15896 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2014, 10:40 PM   #15897 (permalink)
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Fact; more baby turtles die every DAY than the sum of all baby human children that have died since the dawn of man or turtle.
OK I'm calling this one. Yes a lot of baby turtles die because they hatch in huge numbers to give reasonable likelihood that a few will survive. But I can find no corroboration to support those claims, which seem 1. exceedingly difficult to calculate, and 2. to be likely hyperbolic.
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Old 07-01-2014, 07:00 PM   #15898 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2014, 07:02 PM   #15899 (permalink)
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^ mebbe an immense sandy rubber weenus

*edit to add: dipped in lemon juice
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A chainsaw would be best.....all I want to do is fall asleep and dream of firearms....but I can't because I'm broke down south of portland and its 100 degees outside
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