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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 08-27-2014, 12:20 AM   #16391 (permalink)
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you can't even be mad, because she's so cute.
true on many levels.
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Old 08-27-2014, 12:30 AM   #16392 (permalink)
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true on many levels.
years ago, a baby German shepherd ate shoes that I literally only had for about a week, but she was wagging her little tail and nestling up against my shoulder as I was sitting on the floor in utter shock, so I just couldn't be mad.

baby pups are gonna do baby pup things.
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Old 08-27-2014, 12:41 AM   #16393 (permalink)
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true on many levels.
which levels, specifically? name them.
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Old 08-27-2014, 07:04 AM   #16394 (permalink)
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I'm glad you didn't go the rest of your life being Undy Man.
These days whenever he does it his mom calls him 'Creepy, Man!'
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Old 08-27-2014, 07:40 AM   #16395 (permalink)
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These days whenever he does it his mom calls him 'Creepy, Man!'
I was thinking "Skidmark Man".
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Old 08-27-2014, 12:23 PM   #16396 (permalink)
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These days whenever he does it his mom calls him 'Creepy, Man!'


or, 'You're Scaring the Children, Man!'
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Old 08-27-2014, 03:29 PM   #16397 (permalink)
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Are you still wearing tighty whitey's bro?
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 08-27-2014, 06:15 PM   #16398 (permalink)
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I'm a boxers man now. I like my balls to run free. I'd go commando, but not wearing underwear + being fat = rash.
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Old 08-27-2014, 06:44 PM   #16399 (permalink)
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going commando being skinny with jean shorts that have millions of tears + holes = accidental indecent exposure. Just my ass which, when you're wandering around the Castro looking for a liquor store... isn't necessarily uncommon. Y'all bishes know you wanna stare at some WD booty.

Pervs.
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Old 08-27-2014, 06:58 PM   #16400 (permalink)
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going commando being skinny with jean shorts that have millions of tears + holes = accidental indecent exposure. Just my ass which, when you're wandering around the Castro looking for a liquor store... isn't necessarily uncommon. Y'all bishes know you wanna stare at some WD booty.

Pervs.
So if you use Astroglide do you call it WD 40?
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