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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 06-29-2014, 11:28 PM   #15881 (permalink)
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earbuds are the greatest invention to benefit women (and afab ppl like me) since the creation of the vibrator NEGL

I bet rissa can back me up on that one
earbuds are pretty great because the noise cancellation thing is awesome.
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Old 06-29-2014, 11:55 PM   #15882 (permalink)
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earbuds are the greatest invention to benefit women (and afab ppl like me) since the creation of the vibrator NEGL

I bet rissa can back me up on that one
Why women? Do you stick it on your clit or something?
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Old 06-30-2014, 01:10 PM   #15883 (permalink)
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I second the wondering why only women
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Old 06-30-2014, 02:17 PM   #15884 (permalink)
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Who the **** showers for over an hour??

I'm about ta piss my ****in pants over here.
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Old 06-30-2014, 02:54 PM   #15885 (permalink)
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Why women? Do you stick it on your clit or something?
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I second the wondering why only women
Ignoring creeps that try to come on to you in public? duh
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Old 06-30-2014, 04:49 PM   #15886 (permalink)
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I haven't released an album in over three months. I feel like such a failure.
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Old 06-30-2014, 07:47 PM   #15887 (permalink)
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^ You know children get left in cars and they literally melt?
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Old 06-30-2014, 07:55 PM   #15888 (permalink)
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This happens far too often where I live. Frazzled moms or neglectful caretakers forget to take their kids out of the car seat and they literally cook to death.
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Old 06-30-2014, 08:45 PM   #15889 (permalink)
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Yeah, that hyperbole wasn't so good. They don't cook, but plenty of them do die.
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Old 06-30-2014, 09:09 PM   #15890 (permalink)
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it's a big dick, the sun is jerking off the thermometer which is a giant neapolitan-lava penis.
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