The Bitch Box - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge
The Bitch Box The Bitch Box
Register Blogging Today's Posts
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
Voters: 87. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
Page 1663 of 2493 « First 663116315631613165316611662 1663 166416651673171317632163 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-22-2014, 05:13 PM   #16621 (permalink)
Make it so
 
Scarlett O'Hara's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 6,181
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon View Post
Dear cat,

Randomly tossing kitty litter in a 45 degree angle from where you just took a dump is not going to cover it. You need to work on this.
Dear cat,

Randomly tossing kitty litter and missing the tray with diarrhoea which went on the carpet and stank my room out is not going to cover it. You need to work on this.
__________________
"Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots
Scarlett O'Hara is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2014, 05:52 PM   #16622 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,216
Default
Dear cat,

**** off. It's annoying as **** when you rub your head against my laptop when I'm trying to post in the Bitch Box. You need to work on not being an *******.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2014, 06:16 PM   #16623 (permalink)
GuD
Dude... What?
 
GuD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 1,322
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
I think I shit too hard and blew out my *******. Some of the sphincter is kind of sticking out and my ass just hurts. I'll bet you're really glad you read this post.
__________________
I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc
GuD is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2014, 06:36 PM   #16624 (permalink)
Mate, Spawn & Die
 
Janszoon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Rapping Community
Posts: 24,593
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
Meh. It's happened before. I'll be a'ight. Nothing to be done about it though. I've tried sticking my finger up there to put everything back in place but it never works.
There are things to be done about it. Face the facts man, you may need ass surgery.
Janszoon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2014, 07:35 PM   #16625 (permalink)
Fck Ths Thngs
 
DwnWthVwls's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2014
Location: NJ
Posts: 6,261
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
I think I shit too hard and blew out my *******. Some of the sphincter is kind of sticking out and my ass just hurts. I'll bet you're really glad you read this post.
There's a market for that in the porn industry.. maybe you can make some side cash.
__________________
I don't got a god complex, you got a simple god...

Quote:
Originally Posted by elphenor View Post
I'd vote for Trump
DwnWthVwls is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2014, 07:38 PM   #16626 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,216
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon View Post
There are things to be done about it. Face the facts man, you may need ass surgery.
Meh. I'll be good in a day or two. 'Sides. No insurance.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2014, 07:41 PM   #16627 (permalink)
Fck Ths Thngs
 
DwnWthVwls's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2014
Location: NJ
Posts: 6,261
Default
Have you been paying Sansa to dom you in hardcore anal scenes?
__________________
I don't got a god complex, you got a simple god...

Quote:
Originally Posted by elphenor View Post
I'd vote for Trump
DwnWthVwls is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2014, 07:57 PM   #16628 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,216
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls View Post
Have you been paying Sansa to dom you in hardcore anal scenes?
I haven't payed anyone to get pegged since I was fifteen.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2014, 07:58 PM   #16629 (permalink)
SOPHIE FOREVER
 
Frownland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,548
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
I haven't payed anyone to get pegged since I was fifteen.
Having her call you a bad little boy doesn't actually make you fifteen.
__________________
Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.
Frownland is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-22-2014, 07:59 PM   #16630 (permalink)
GuD
Dude... What?
 
GuD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 1,322
Default
I hate people who only text and never take calls.
__________________
I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc
GuD is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1663 of 2493 « First 663116315631613165316611662 1663 166416651673171317632163 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads


Terms & Privacy - Contact Us - Music Banter - Archive - Top

© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.