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RoxyRollah · 09-16-2015, 07:08 AM

See back pain isn't like that Charles you don't just walk it pff when it hurts to stand.

Plankton · 09-16-2015, 07:42 AM

That happened to me when I was in the Army after a day of loading milk crates off of a 2.5 ton many years ago. The next morning, I couldn't get out of bed. Our squad leader was pounding on my door, yelling at me since I missed morning formation, and all I could do was yell back that I couldn't move because of my back. I ended up going to 97 general (military hospital in Germany) and got some pain meds. It was gone in a day or so.

Fast forward to last week, I was sitting in a fold-up chair and one of the legs gave way. I didn't think much about it until I went to get up. The same fucking pain hit me like a claymore. I couldn't even stand and ended up on all fours on the floor writhing in pain. I did some stretching, and twisting in a chair, then hit a hot tub for about an hour and the pain was gone.

Weird that nothing like that has ever happened to me in the time between those two incidents.

**Frownland** · 09-16-2015, 07:52 AM

I have back problems all the time, I can't wait to inevitably try this one out.

Chula Vista · 09-16-2015, 08:44 AM

Blew out a disc about 10 years ago. Ended up with severe sciatica becasue of it. Wanna know what it feels like? Take your middle finger and bend it back until you can't take the pain any longer. Now imagine that feeling over your entire lower back - ALL THE TIME.

Took tons of icing and a few weeks of intense PT (ultrasonic massages are the bomb) before I got relief.

Here's a great way to ice (my PT showed me this). You'll need a coffee table. Lay on the floor with the ice pack under your back and your lower legs resting up on the coffee table. This allows the cold to really penetrate deep.

Do that 15 minutes every hour for an afternoon and you should start feeling some relief.

RoxyRollah · 09-16-2015, 08:45 AM

**** that I want to see him crawling around on all fours.

Plankton · 09-16-2015, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

**** that I want to see him crawling around on all fours.

I watched Paul Stanley crawl around on all fours at a KISS show a few years ago. It was pretty disgusting, but I couldn't help myself from laughing hysterically.

FRED HALE SR. · 09-16-2015, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Exo

This barbacking job is absolutely killing me. We stay open til f*cking three in the morning even when the last customer leaves at 1:45. That's insane. I miss my weekends and my legs hurt so f*cking bad. I'm looking for something to replace this thing cause I'm hurting. Just not fun.

Although last night I did watch somebody do a line of coke in the bathroom. Was pretty awesome.

Get a cortisone shot Joe. Then get a prescription for 500 mg naproxen and some flexeril. Tell them to send the check for your treatment to me.

RoxyRollah · 09-16-2015, 11:20 AM

**** flexaril you want Solmas.

FRED HALE SR. · 09-16-2015, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

**** flexaril you want Solmas.

You mean somas. Naproxen is actually the best thing for back pain. flexeril and somas are just pain relievers. Naproxen actually decreases swelling and relieves damaged tissue.

LoathsomePete · 09-16-2015, 11:56 AM

Fucking antidepressants and their ability to make me unable to bust a nut. I'm starting to see why these things always come with suicide warnings.

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09-16-2015, 07:42 AM	#20782 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	That happened to me when I was in the Army after a day of loading milk crates off of a 2.5 ton many years ago. The next morning, I couldn't get out of bed. Our squad leader was pounding on my door, yelling at me since I missed morning formation, and all I could do was yell back that I couldn't move because of my back. I ended up going to 97 general (military hospital in Germany) and got some pain meds. It was gone in a day or so. Fast forward to last week, I was sitting in a fold-up chair and one of the legs gave way. I didn't think much about it until I went to get up. The same fucking pain hit me like a claymore. I couldn't even stand and ended up on all fours on the floor writhing in pain. I did some stretching, and twisting in a chair, then hit a hot tub for about an hour and the pain was gone. Weird that nothing like that has ever happened to me in the time between those two incidents. __________________ See location...

09-16-2015, 07:52 AM	#20783 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	I have back problems all the time, I can't wait to inevitably try this one out. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

09-16-2015, 08:44 AM	#20784 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Blew out a disc about 10 years ago. Ended up with severe sciatica becasue of it. Wanna know what it feels like? Take your middle finger and bend it back until you can't take the pain any longer. Now imagine that feeling over your entire lower back - ALL THE TIME. Took tons of icing and a few weeks of intense PT (ultrasonic massages are the bomb) before I got relief. Here's a great way to ice (my PT showed me this). You'll need a coffee table. Lay on the floor with the ice pack under your back and your lower legs resting up on the coffee table. This allows the cold to really penetrate deep. Do that 15 minutes every hour for an afternoon and you should start feeling some relief. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

09-16-2015, 11:56 AM	#20790 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	Fucking antidepressants and their ability to make me unable to bust a nut. I'm starting to see why these things always come with suicide warnings. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too