The Bitch Box - Music Banter Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge
The Bitch Box The Bitch Box
Register Blogging Today's Posts
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
Voters: 87. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
Page 2339 of 2493 « First 1339183922392289232923372338 2339 23402341234923892439 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-07-2018, 12:01 PM   #23381 (permalink)
Mate, Spawn & Die
 
Janszoon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Rapping Community
Posts: 24,593
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon View Post
Floor ****ting is weird because do they even wipe?
Depends if it's carpeted or not.
Janszoon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2018, 12:06 PM   #23382 (permalink)
Born to be mild
 
Trollheart's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,971
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon View Post
Depends if it's carpeted or not.
Assminster?
__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018
Trollheart is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-24-2018, 03:12 PM   #23383 (permalink)
Prepare 4 the Fight Scene
 
Mondo Bungle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 7,674
Default
I swear to **** if my tapes get sent back to China again there's gonna be hell to pay. And they don't take checks.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oriphiel View Post
Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

DAMN IT MONDO
Mondo Bungle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-24-2018, 03:18 PM   #23384 (permalink)
Zum Henker Defätist!!
 
The Batlord's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,216
Default
Eastern Lightning must really dig your ****.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
The Batlord is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-24-2018, 06:04 PM   #23385 (permalink)
Toasted Poster
 
Chula Vista's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
Posts: 11,332
Default
No fusion category? WTF?
__________________

“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
Chula Vista is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-24-2018, 06:06 PM   #23386 (permalink)
Prepare 4 the Fight Scene
 
Mondo Bungle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 7,674
Default
do it yourself

you can borrow this

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oriphiel View Post
Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

DAMN IT MONDO
Mondo Bungle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-24-2018, 06:10 PM   #23387 (permalink)
SOPHIE FOREVER
 
Frownland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,548
Default
For the jazzier stuff: https://www.musicbanter.com/jazz-blues/

For the rockier stuff: https://www.musicbanter.com/rock-metal/

For everything else: https://www.musicbanter.com/general-music/
__________________
Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.
Frownland is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-24-2018, 06:20 PM   #23388 (permalink)
Toasted Poster
 
Chula Vista's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
Posts: 11,332
Default
My Bad. Carry on.
__________________

“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
Chula Vista is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-24-2018, 06:21 PM   #23389 (permalink)
Prepare 4 the Fight Scene
 
Mondo Bungle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 7,674
Default
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oriphiel View Post
Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

DAMN IT MONDO
Mondo Bungle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-15-2018, 09:24 AM   #23390 (permalink)
Slavic gay sauce
 
adidasss's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Abu Dhabi
Posts: 7,993
Default
Ok so there are a LOT of people in Malaysia who don't understand how elevators work. So when the door opens after having flashed the up or down sign they stand there looking confused and have to resort to asking if it's going up or down. A lot of the times the people just get on and only once the elevator starts moving they understand if its going in the right direction. It's like a luck of the draw for them I guess because it's just not possible to know where these contraptions are going. How could you possibly know, it's not like there's a very conspicuous arrow flashing when the elevator door opens. Who knows what that flashing is about anyway. Weird.

They also believe that if they push the downward arrow it will make the elevator come or come faster.

:/
__________________
“Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle.

Last.fm
adidasss is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 2339 of 2493 « First 1339183922392289232923372338 2339 23402341234923892439 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads


Terms & Privacy - Contact Us - Music Banter - Archive - Top

© 2003-2024 Advameg, Inc.