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Old 05-04-2019, 02:12 PM   #23631 (permalink)
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Old 05-04-2019, 02:57 PM   #23632 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2019, 05:10 PM   #23633 (permalink)
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I love hats. **** the sun.

I haven’t worn anything besides blue jeans or shorts since I quit teaching.

What about old dudes that dress exactly like they did when they were 10? Why worry about it?
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Old 05-07-2019, 05:14 PM   #23634 (permalink)
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What about button up shirts on men not at an office? They look like smarmy dip****s.
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Old 05-07-2019, 05:16 PM   #23635 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2019, 05:18 PM   #23636 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2019, 05:23 PM   #23637 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2019, 05:31 PM   #23638 (permalink)
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1st I broke all of elph's stupid fashion rules except for blue jeans. But elph is a goofball who's no different than a juggalo as in the fact that he's using a consumer brand as a crutch for his identity so it makes it easy to sell him ****.

2nd, the real reason I'm here is that these stupid uncle tom mother ****ers that love to suck off capitalism and the free market and blah blah blah need to quit saying that 'life is work' or 'try living off the land' or stupid **** like that as a defense since hunter gatherer tribes typically work 3 hours a day. At most it's 5. Cavemen were estimated to only work 2 hours a day twice a week. ****ing "but massa takes care of us and gives us these good jobs we gots it good" ass mother ****ers.
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Old 05-07-2019, 05:33 PM   #23639 (permalink)
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what consumer brand?
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 05-07-2019, 05:38 PM   #23640 (permalink)
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and as for your 2nd point

people will hunt for fun

basically something really becomes "work" when it's not under your own control
Man, I'm just sick of these idiots regardless. Talking out of their ass, saying that we don't need to make livable wages because you have the freedom to find a better job or learn a trade or what ever stupidity. 30 years ago I'd probably have a house with my job. A ****ty one, but still a house.
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