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Old 08-13-2019, 01:41 PM   #23931 (permalink)
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wow paying for school is such a beuracrautic nightmare

for a reason the office can't even explain to me I qualified for more aid this year, took the same amount of classes

but they all get dropped if I don't pay the college $222
What you do is ask when will you receive the aid. Then write them a post-dated check for $222 with that date. Then tell them they'll get their money, when you get yours.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

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Old 08-13-2019, 01:53 PM   #23932 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2019, 02:51 PM   #23933 (permalink)
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Lincoln, Lincoln
I've been thinkin'
What the hell have you been drinkin'?
Looks like water
Tastes like wine
Oh my god I think it's turpentine
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-13-2019, 03:11 PM   #23934 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2019, 03:12 PM   #23935 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2019, 04:17 PM   #23936 (permalink)
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I have a roundabout outside my work. I often just stay an extra 5 minutes to let the idiot masses figure out how it works because i swear to god i feel my blood pressure rising just thinking about it JUST ****ING GO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY IDIOT DON"T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROUNDABOUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING????????
City planners who think Americans can deal with that are morons. City council actually wanted to put one right near the busiest section of beach here. Thankfully it was voted down. Just because some ******* took a vacation in France doesn’t mean everyone in the city needs to deal with a new traffic conundrum they’ve never seen before.

Ftr, I drove all over Japan from Tokyo to Osaka all the way up to Sapporo so I’ve dealt with new **** but novelty just don’t fly in Dixie.
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Old 08-13-2019, 04:27 PM   #23937 (permalink)
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We had a roundabout In Florida by my highschool that worked fine... And Florida drivers are notoriously bad
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Old 08-13-2019, 04:27 PM   #23938 (permalink)
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Pop quiz.

Four way intersection. Two way stop. You have the stop. You're stopped and a car approaches from the right to make a left. They don't have a stop. They slow down and wave for you to go. What do you do?
I point to the stop sign and will not go. You’re still going to be a fault no matter what the other driver did.
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Old 08-13-2019, 04:30 PM   #23939 (permalink)
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Lol. Customer. Tbh the fact that you would ask that tells me you really shouldn't be stealing.

My brother got hit with a felony for stealing some wine from work at the grocery store. Apparently "theft from employer" is a different category of theft in NC. His dad got him a lawyer and got it dropped. But yeah. Beyond that, your employer knows you better than some random customer. Habitual theft can leave a trail of evidence the workplace that comes back to bite you. Especially if you're stealing the actual product they're selling rather than back end supplies.

Just avoid it tbh. There's not that much to gain from it anyway vs the risks.
I’m going to take your advice. Thanks bro.
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Old 08-13-2019, 04:33 PM   #23940 (permalink)
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man the office treats you worse than the DMV too

they know they got you by the balls
They were like that back in my day, too.
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