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Old 08-06-2020, 05:29 PM   #24351 (permalink)
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 08-06-2020, 05:46 PM   #24352 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2020, 06:10 PM   #24353 (permalink)
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 08-06-2020, 06:19 PM   #24354 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-06-2020, 06:21 PM   #24355 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2020, 07:47 PM   #24356 (permalink)
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I’m a full on fascist. I don’t even give a **** about making sense.

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Old 09-18-2020, 05:44 PM   #24357 (permalink)
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"Hey Exo! First time back to the shop since quarantine. How's things man? You guys survive?"

"Barely. Being closed for four months isn't necessarily great on the business account. But, hey, we're here for now."

"Yeah man. I can imagine how four months being closed would impact the store. Geeez...."

10 minutes later

"Alright so what's the best you can do on these records?"

"Oh, uhhh, dude we were closed for four months. I told you that. These are full price. That'll be $27."

"Ohhhh man REALLY? No discount?"

NO YOU FUCKING TWAT. YOU DON'T GET A FUCKING DISCOUNT.
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Old 09-18-2020, 09:49 PM   #24358 (permalink)
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"Hey Exo! First time back to the shop since quarantine. How's things man? You guys survive?"

"Barely. Being closed for four months isn't necessarily great on the business account. But, hey, we're here for now."

"Yeah man. I can imagine how four months being closed would impact the store. Geeez...."

10 minutes later

"Alright so what's the best you can do on these records?"

"Oh, uhhh, dude we were closed for four months. I told you that. These are full price. That'll be $27."

"Ohhhh man REALLY? No discount?"

NO YOU FUCKING TWAT. YOU DON'T GET A FUCKING DISCOUNT.
What you should have done during those four months is mark up every single album. That album should have been priced $34. If questioned the price tell him how the quarantine been tough on business. If he ask for a discount, give him a $7 discount. Have him go home feeling like he saved $7 when in reality you knew you were going to sell that album for $27 anyway. Something like that.
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Old 09-18-2020, 09:52 PM   #24359 (permalink)
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Besides people who drive black trucks I really don’t want them to be killed or to die.

I guess I just wish they or we were never born.

That’s the end of that.
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Old 09-18-2020, 09:56 PM   #24360 (permalink)
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Besides people who drive black trucks I really don’t want them to be killed or to die.

I guess I just wish they or we were never born.

That’s the end of that.
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