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Old 05-18-2008, 02:09 AM   #11 (permalink)
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no, the dog suprise sexed him/her

while he/she was asleep
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Old 05-18-2008, 02:18 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2008, 02:20 AM   #13 (permalink)
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is it just me or is this the weirdest ****ing thread ever? I miss Savannah
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Old 05-18-2008, 02:42 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Yeah, I have a pet dog and he's always licking himself and all that, as dogs do and he's still got his balls. To cut a long story short, I sleep in the nude (more comfortable, y'know) and my mom left the kitchen door open, he got out and I woke up with him humping me. I don't think he actually got inside or anything, but I wanna know if it's possible if he had any STDs that I could of caught them, I mean, he does lick his butt hole then his ****... if anyone has any experience (like a vet or something) please post.
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I've woken up with a few dogs in my time, but not the canine variety.
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2. Tell your 'mom' to keep the kitchen door shut.
3. Never sleep with a dog on a first date.
4. Shoot the dog.

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Old 05-18-2008, 07:38 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I woke up with him humping me. I don't think he actually got inside or anything, but I wanna know if it's possible if he had any STDs that I could of caught them, I mean, he does lick his butt hole then his ****... if anyone has any experience (like a vet or something) please post.
The question nobody is asking is whether the dog had his **** in your vag.
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Old 05-18-2008, 08:13 AM   #16 (permalink)
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the really sad thing is.... i can't tell if glm is trolling, a really sad reflection of the so-called sex education offered in american schools, or just a really special kind of stupid.

STD don't spontaneously generate through behavior. just because your dog licks himself doesn't mean he's going to suddenly become infected with gonorrhea.

i know it's wrong to stereotype young people as dumber than the generation that came before them but this thread makes it rather challenging. seriously.
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Old 05-18-2008, 08:21 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I choose to see this thread as light-hearted fun myself. Well, lets hope :s
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Old 05-18-2008, 03:29 PM   #18 (permalink)
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is it just me or is this the weirdest ****ing thread ever? I miss Savannah
yes and what happened to savannah?
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Old 05-18-2008, 04:52 PM   #20 (permalink)
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There's a circle around my vag guys. I'm scared.
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