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Old 01-13-2004, 10:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Cool Why did the chicken cross the road?

SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information

The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do
not even have a chicken.


GEORGE W BUSH

We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the
chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or
against us. There is no middle ground.


COLIN POWELL

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
the chicken crossing the road.


TONY BLAIR

I agree with George.


HANS BLIX

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

DR SEUSS

Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed I've not been told


MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.


GRANDPA

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us
the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.


RONALD REAGAN

What chicken?


SIGMUND FREUD

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.


BILL GATES

eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is
an integral part of eChicken2003.


ALBERT EINSTEIN

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?


BILL CLINTON

What is your definition of chicken?


THE BIBLE

And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS
THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.


COLONEL SANDERS

Did I miss one?
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Old 01-13-2004, 02:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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BILL GATES

eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is
an integral part of eChicken2003.
Haha, out of the lot of them that had to be the funniest IMHO.
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Old 01-13-2004, 07:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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GEORGE W BUSH

We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the
chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or
against us. There is no middle ground.
Thats a pretty good one too

It's funny how they are so true..
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Old 11-07-2004, 04:45 AM   #4 (permalink)
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lol thats awesome
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Old 11-07-2004, 02:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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ah, i thought rocka was actually posting again, then i looked at the date of the message. i remember this one.
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Old 11-07-2004, 06:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Damn this is old school! I loved this!
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Old 11-07-2004, 08:04 PM   #7 (permalink)
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haha i know, ahhh the good old days when you had to wait a week before anyone replied
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Old 11-07-2004, 10:36 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Yeh i was totally bored the other day, so i decided to find out what the last threads were like (when you click on the 'last page' button) and this was near the back.
its rad. lol
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Old 11-08-2004, 10:17 AM   #9 (permalink)
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WOW!!! You've shown some bouncebackability there. A great joke after the business of spelling Santa Claus and cough wrong in previous posts! Word up bro...
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Old 11-08-2004, 11:21 AM   #10 (permalink)
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haha i know, ahhh the good old days when you had to wait a week before anyone replied
I know I remember when we had like 25 members. now we have almost 100 times that
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