How to kill a chicken (house, Ching)

pahuuuta · 04-22-2009, 10:09 AM

im bored, i would kill a chicken with a shovel to the head how would u kill one, lol

Guybrush · 04-22-2009, 10:19 AM

With that avatar, shouldn't you be preaching for chicken love? Or try to stop the ongoing chicken holocaust that's being done by corporations like KFC?

I wouldn't kill a chicken out of boredom, but if I had to kill one, I guess I would whack the head really hard against a hard surface, then cut it's head off. Sometimes I do that to fish.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-22-2009, 11:32 AM

This forum really is scraping the bottom of the barrel at the moment.

Guybrush · 04-22-2009, 11:46 AM

I agree, it doesn't get much more pointless than this.

savannah · 04-22-2009, 11:47 AM

throw them out the window, at high speeds

my friend sara has chickens at her house,,.....sometimes if i leave my windows down (which i often do) i'll find chickens in my car once i get a few miles down the road,......scares the **** out of you the first time

i just throw them out,....they'll find their way home, or not

she should have gotten homeing pigeons

pahuuuta · 04-22-2009, 12:02 PM

this isnt pointless this is a very serious discussion

LoathsomePete · 04-22-2009, 12:33 PM

You kind of strike me as the type of person who gets together with friends and argue whether or not the Smurfs were mammals or if they laid eggs.

However to answer the question at hand (despite how retarded it is) I would use lethal injection.

pahuuuta · 04-22-2009, 12:34 PM

no we discuss whether or not a tomato is a fruit or vegetable

Guybrush · 04-22-2009, 12:46 PM

Electric chair .. With any luck, it'll get cooked.

**Janszoon** · 04-22-2009, 12:52 PM

I would kill it with kindness.

04-22-2009, 10:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
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savannah afrocentric Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: texas Posts: 753	throw them out the window, at high speeds my friend sara has chickens at her house,,.....sometimes if i leave my windows down (which i often do) i'll find chickens in my car once i get a few miles down the road,......scares the **** out of you the first time i just throw them out,....they'll find their way home, or not she should have gotten homeing pigeons __________________ i changed my mind; i changed my mind;now i'm feeling different all that time, wasted i wish i was a little more delicate i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my name was clementine - sarah jaffe

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